or is it glitter??
Okay you guys. I know a lot of you are like, "Dear Andrea, please to be shutting the eff up about Adam Lambert now, okay? The competition is OVER." But I'm sorry, you guys, I don't think this is going to go away. And I will tell you why. It's because of things like this:
This is a picspam, people. It is filled with GAY. It is filled with guys being gay and doing gay shit because they ARE gay and they genuinely want to fuck each other, instead of being all Katy Perry about it for the benefit of making bank. If you're still not sure about this Adam Lambert guy or why I like him, please to be clicking the cut.
He's only dressed in drag a few times, but of course he took pictures because he looked AMAZING. While I agree with his official statement on this, he left out the fact that he wears fishnets a LOT. Just saying. It's not easy to get the junk into tights.
Nnngh. Their hands on Adam's chest. YES, that is what I'm looking at. I mean, the kissing is hot. But the hands is what gets to me. Also, wtf is Brad wearing? Is he preparing for Ren Fair or something?
I am not convinced this is Adam OR Brad, but whatever, it's pretty.
Dear Adam: please to be always wearing fishnets. Love, me. Fucking hell, Adam has some LEGS. And um. I like how tiny Brad is compared to Adam. That fucker needs a cheeseburger. He needs to have another traumatic mcnugget experience and get some free food in him. My mom likes to say that you can live off the fruit they put in free drinks at casinos, but I think Brad needs to start eating more than margaritas.
See? He's so tiny Adam can just carry him around. By the crotch.
Things to note: Adam's happiness, Brad's stick, the chain belt Brad is wearing. Mmmm.
They are so fucking cute. I don't even know. They may be cuter than Kris and Katy. I wish MPREG was real so they could have science fiction babies.
SEE?? SEE WHAT I MEAN? I like boys who like to dress up. And don't pretend that they're wearing weird shit because they're in a boyband or whatever.
This is very Urban Cowboy. Which reminds me, who is going to write the Brad hooker AU?
And you thought JC was the only one with a chin stripe. Adam's has glitter, your argument is invalid.
More fishnets. I approve. (There's only two kinds of people in the world...)
Brad is thoughtful. And pretty. Even scottmpriz thinks so.
See?? If MPREG were real, Brad would make the hottest pregnant lady ever.
I think Brad is hot for the same reason Nick Carter is. Well. Not EXACTLY, but they are both dirty. And trashy. Brad actually knows how to read, though.
Yeah, I don't even know. I just. YEAH.
...they are wearing kimono dress things. You know, I want to go to their theme parties. My friends always choose lame themes, like "the 90s" or "TV characters." I want to go to the one that requires face paint and kimonos.
Look at his hand on Brad's throat and tell me that's not fucking hot.
And again.
Hit me, baby, one more time.
Um, yes. This makes me want a Cabaret AU, please.
Adam implores you sexily.
And then he gets distracted with miming masturbation. AS YOU DO.
Kris is 100% straight. Kris's friends, on the other hand, want Adam to sign their bare chests. On a scale of 1 to 10, how jealous do you think Kris was?
I'm going to go with a MILLION. Look at that snarl. God, I fucking love Adam.
I love how he likes to touch himself.
And how gorgeous he is.
...
....
...........omg.
And if that didn't convert you, y'all are hopeless. I still love you though. ♥
This is a picspam, people. It is filled with GAY. It is filled with guys being gay and doing gay shit because they ARE gay and they genuinely want to fuck each other, instead of being all Katy Perry about it for the benefit of making bank. If you're still not sure about this Adam Lambert guy or why I like him, please to be clicking the cut.
He's only dressed in drag a few times, but of course he took pictures because he looked AMAZING. While I agree with his official statement on this, he left out the fact that he wears fishnets a LOT. Just saying. It's not easy to get the junk into tights.
Nnngh. Their hands on Adam's chest. YES, that is what I'm looking at. I mean, the kissing is hot. But the hands is what gets to me. Also, wtf is Brad wearing? Is he preparing for Ren Fair or something?
I am not convinced this is Adam OR Brad, but whatever, it's pretty.
Dear Adam: please to be always wearing fishnets. Love, me. Fucking hell, Adam has some LEGS. And um. I like how tiny Brad is compared to Adam. That fucker needs a cheeseburger. He needs to have another traumatic mcnugget experience and get some free food in him. My mom likes to say that you can live off the fruit they put in free drinks at casinos, but I think Brad needs to start eating more than margaritas.
See? He's so tiny Adam can just carry him around. By the crotch.
Things to note: Adam's happiness, Brad's stick, the chain belt Brad is wearing. Mmmm.
They are so fucking cute. I don't even know. They may be cuter than Kris and Katy. I wish MPREG was real so they could have science fiction babies.
SEE?? SEE WHAT I MEAN? I like boys who like to dress up. And don't pretend that they're wearing weird shit because they're in a boyband or whatever.
This is very Urban Cowboy. Which reminds me, who is going to write the Brad hooker AU?
And you thought JC was the only one with a chin stripe. Adam's has glitter, your argument is invalid.
More fishnets. I approve. (There's only two kinds of people in the world...)
Brad is thoughtful. And pretty. Even scottmpriz thinks so.
See?? If MPREG were real, Brad would make the hottest pregnant lady ever.
I think Brad is hot for the same reason Nick Carter is. Well. Not EXACTLY, but they are both dirty. And trashy. Brad actually knows how to read, though.
Yeah, I don't even know. I just. YEAH.
...they are wearing kimono dress things. You know, I want to go to their theme parties. My friends always choose lame themes, like "the 90s" or "TV characters." I want to go to the one that requires face paint and kimonos.
Look at his hand on Brad's throat and tell me that's not fucking hot.
And again.
Hit me, baby, one more time.
Um, yes. This makes me want a Cabaret AU, please.
Adam implores you sexily.
And then he gets distracted with miming masturbation. AS YOU DO.
Kris is 100% straight. Kris's friends, on the other hand, want Adam to sign their bare chests. On a scale of 1 to 10, how jealous do you think Kris was?
I'm going to go with a MILLION. Look at that snarl. God, I fucking love Adam.
I love how he likes to touch himself.
And how gorgeous he is.
...
....
...........omg.
And if that didn't convert you, y'all are hopeless. I still love you though. ♥