Fic: Now That's What I Call A Motherfucking Oedipal Complex! | popslash | adult

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Now That's What I Call A Motherfucking Oedipal Complex!

Fandom: popslash
Pairings: JOSHLYNN, JuC, and some Lynncesty vibes
Rating: Adult
Comments: Written for word2urmomma. This fic is dedicated to three very special people. First, to MsG, who doesn't know me, but who wrote one of my very favorite fics and the first JOSHLYNN I ever read. Second, to stubbleglitter, who

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This is me, down on my knees with a bunch of roses and a ring with a diamond the size of Justin's Oedipal complex, proposing marriage to this story because I love it THAT MUCH. Oh, God. It's just so...essence of Joshlynn. And Lynncest. Not to mention containing and utterly fabulous JC and fabulously deranged Justin. Plus, Paul! Even if he's only mentioned in the background, that makes me oddly happy.

I could basically quote the whole fic back, but these are the bits where I almost choked to death trying not to disturb my other half with shrieks of laughter while he's working.

"Well. I'm adopted," JC says. "So it’s not like an incest thing or something. Now that would be gross."

Hee!

"Holy shit. That's fucked up." Joey swallows and clears his throat. "So, uh. You think she'd do me? Because, dude, your mom's kinda hot and if she's already doing JC then-"

Aha! Oh, Justin. You should have known that confiding in Joey would be the biggest mistake ever.

He just doesn't appreciate it when his friends talk about his mom like

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You know, it's funny, but I didn't realize how completely this fic is just a literal interpretation of Justin's Oedipal complex until I was trying to think of a title. And then I was all, "Holy shit, because JC is *totally* like Justin's real dad and talk about a literal castration anxiety..." ANyway. That amused me

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The one where Lance has totally had sex with a woman, and it was good. Because it was LYNN.

That would be awesome.

I still have that email somewhere with the best conversation ever written between JC and Chris. ♥

Hah! I shouls post that just as it is, because I don't have a real story for the challenge, but the whales thing still makes me happy every time I think about it.

Too many badwrong fic ideas, too little time :-)

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You should post it! The WHALES omg. I forgot about the WHALES!! And yes, you should share that with the class. Because everyone should get to experience that awesomeness :P

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Oh man, I friended you a ways back for your adorable Jsquared and hilarious AUs and then sort of fell out of fandom for a bit, so it makes me laugh that the first thing I'm commenting on (sorry!) is JOSHLYNN.

Amazing, HILARIOUS story- oh man, Justin's endless methods of justifying his obsession were classic. All his little coping mechanisms were both freaky and weirdly endearing. I don't know how you managed to get me to empathize with a guy bizarrely obsessed with his mother, but the sort-of happy ending was just perfect. Awesome!

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Heee thank you!! I'm glad I could drag a J2-er into my seedy world of JOSHLYNN freakishness. Poor Justin. You know, if he weren't actually, in real life, so weirdly obsessed with his mom, it wouldn't be nearly so entertaining. He makes it so EASY.

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Okay, so many things are awesome about this that there's no way I can name them all, but the first paragraph was hilarious, and I love the end with the tattoo. Oh Justin's tattoo... Also the Bipedal discussion with poor long-suffering Lance. And Justin's inability to enter tiled rooms with sinks. And now I want to know why Nick Carter had to go to the shrink. So in conclusion: hilarious, and made my Monday morning better, so thank you.

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Why *wouldn't* Nicky need a shrink? Jesus, that kid is soooo messed up. Poor guy :P

Also, thank you!! Justin is so easy to make fun of and I really love him a lot for that :P Poor Lance. He tries, you know? But there's only so much denial Lance can handle!

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Poor Justin! I understand now - he saw something nasty in the woodshed kitchen and that's why he's, well, Justin Timberlake.

Oh, JC, I love your logic . "Well. I'm adopted," JC says. "So it’s not like an incest thing or something. Now that would be gross."

Joey, for shame! Ahaha.

"Can't you see that momma's busy?" *howls* I just love this matter-of-fact Lynn.

I just... um. This Justin is so gloriously fucked up, it's delightful. So very many issues, and really, JC and Lynn are Not Helping. But, hee!

And while this is hilarious, it would make one hell of a read if written as a serious story by someone with great ability and no shame.

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I know, right?? I still really want the Serious Version of this fic. Maybe when remix comes around, someone can try their hand at it. How amazing would that be? I will be sure to mention the idea when I write a note to my remixer. HEEE.

Justin is soooo fucked up. They're ALL fucked up. JC doesn't like to judge, you know? He just wants what's best for everyone, and if that means they all have to share him, well, he's okay with that :P

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Lube shooter! \o/

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I know, right? I had to include it.