Drabbles of Crack

[phaballa]

Y'all are on crack, just in case you didn't realize that before. I want to preface this by saying that I didn't come up with the pairings. It's all on you. Also, I took a nap at 7pm last night and didn't wake up until my alarm went off this morning. SCORE. So this is me, on 12 hours of sleep, completely awake, and there are pizza rolls in the

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[babyofthegroup]

You are either an amazing genius or a nutcase who needs to be sedated and watched through a small window.

I CANNOT TELL WHICH.

And yet. ♥

[phaballa]

The Britney/Mel was not my fault!!! Last time Scott made me write Hitler/Stalin, so maybe I should be thankful, actually.

I vote genius. Because CLEARLY.

[babyofthegroup]

Last time Scott made me write Hitler/Stalin

0.o You need new friends.

[phaballa]

He's a crazy person. He also made me write something involving the Duke of Something and his mistress. He just tries to find the most fucked up things that could be written. But really, he's a good guy. He wants to grow up to be British.

[babyofthegroup]

Well, I approve of your Jensen/Jesse, very much.

[scottmpriz]

actually, the Hitler/Stalin thing was just going through my head that day. I think it was because I was coming up with the theory that Hitler was actually a woman, and had escaped to America with Stalin's baby, and given birth to George W. Bush.
Also, it would imply that Barbara Bush is Hitler. And I like that theory. A lot.

[phaballa]

Barbara Bush pretty much IS Hitler. She's fucking scary, that's for sure.

[scottmpriz]

well, you can clearly see how this got me thinking. Impso factoid, QUED, it is proven.

[phaballa]

So your brother might be visiting Austin this weekend. Hmmmmm.

[phaballa]

With gay porn?

[phaballa]

But the gay porn would be WAY better.

[scottmpriz]

strangeness. I wonder what posts were deleted there, and their relation to gay porn

[phaballa]

Were there posts deleted? Hmmmmm.