Jun 21, 2005 14:25
and so it begins, my first real venture into the 21st century. blogging right? well, if its good enough for ann coulter, its good enough for me. i'm not really sure why i have one of these things, i have apparently been quoted before as saying "everyone with a livejournal is gay"...soo, sorry to about 3 people, and for the rest of you, you're still gay. i really just want to use this as a forum to spread me and my friends sophomoric humor to another frontier, its media saturation of dick and giney jokes if you will. i have no real complaints in life i suppose, so that makes this pretty unlikely. i would say that only a little bit of a dry spell with the fairer sex as of late as the only thing, but i'm on fucking LIVEJOURNAL.COM for christssakes...do you think every motherfucker who's typing morrissey lyrics for his fatass girlfriend is getting blown like he's backstage at the source awards? i think not. since when is fat joe called "joey crack"? i like how people in the media can get a new identity and then swear it was there all along. just like RICK shroeder and JOSEPH lawrence. do they honestly think that people think "well, you no longer have a vowel sound to end your name, we'll definitely take you seriously, heres the lead in the new spielberg movie"...if so someone should suggest "paul shore"...he'd win an oscar. since you cant reference drugs on mtv it must be a joke about him being fat and always being able to see fat guys buttcracks.