Work Family
Yesterday was my last day at work, I had been gainfully employed there for over two and a half years. It was a rough time there, a lot of hours, hence my absence from here. Hopefully it won't be as time consuming as Law School. I figure Law School will be 10 hours a day, but what the fuck do I know?
Well over time I acquired a work wife. What is a work wife? Is it someone you shag in a conference room after lunch? Well, no it is not. I guess it is someone you get a long fairly with, but have a good banter between you to keep things interesting. Hafsa, my work wife, and I also had a work child. How does one get a work child? Is it something that happens after you shag in a conference room after lunch? Well, I guess technically that could be true, but it is just basically for an ego trip. Shyu, was our work child, because he basically did what we said, and busted our balls a lot.
So at my going away lunch yesterday, Hafsa was talking about going to India for a few weeks, and the topic of her getting married came up. I have had a few friends come back from a trip from India married/engaged when they have come back. This provided a good segue for me to give Hafsa my divorce papers. I found some on the internet by searching "divorce papers .pdf" The ones I found were from Oregon. It was one page, called Dissolution of Marriage. I was able to docker the this to use the term work wife and what not. It was the first time I served anything in a restaurant.
I should of had adoption papers ready too, because neither Hafsa or I want Shyu. The next question to ask is there a Work Orphanage?
Well over time I acquired a work wife. What is a work wife? Is it someone you shag in a conference room after lunch? Well, no it is not. I guess it is someone you get a long fairly with, but have a good banter between you to keep things interesting. Hafsa, my work wife, and I also had a work child. How does one get a work child? Is it something that happens after you shag in a conference room after lunch? Well, I guess technically that could be true, but it is just basically for an ego trip. Shyu, was our work child, because he basically did what we said, and busted our balls a lot.
So at my going away lunch yesterday, Hafsa was talking about going to India for a few weeks, and the topic of her getting married came up. I have had a few friends come back from a trip from India married/engaged when they have come back. This provided a good segue for me to give Hafsa my divorce papers. I found some on the internet by searching "divorce papers .pdf" The ones I found were from Oregon. It was one page, called Dissolution of Marriage. I was able to docker the this to use the term work wife and what not. It was the first time I served anything in a restaurant.
I should of had adoption papers ready too, because neither Hafsa or I want Shyu. The next question to ask is there a Work Orphanage?