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petrichor_fizz

Yes! I do have better things to do!

Oct 31, 2007 21:21

So I was looking at this, and I though "hey! Why not steal the dialogue and shoddily paste in new images, for the lulz?", so I did that.

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apiphile October 31 2007, 21:38:02 UTC

You are infinitely adorable.

petrichor_fizz October 31 2007, 21:49:58 UTC

Thank you? I'm... sometimes I'm cerebral, too. Honestly.

I'm supposed to be writing an essay on synonymy. I think I'm making the correct choice, vis-a-vis time management.

apiphile October 31 2007, 21:55:46 UTC

Are you suggesting that there's nothing cerebral about copy-pasting?

I do too. Mostly because it means you're around, being adorable.

... I may be a little drunk.

petrichor_fizz October 31 2007, 22:08:07 UTC

Well actually, I did work pretty damn hard on the free-selecting. It's really an art.

Please continue being a little drunk! I enjoy comments about my adorability.

I was going to say "you're not especially little" or something similar, but I might exceed my height-related pun quota. And that would be an unmitigated disaster.

Not even slightly mitigated.

apiphile October 31 2007, 22:13:57 UTC

It is! It's so tricky getting the thing closed in the right place. *nods knowledgably*

I don't think there's much fear of me not being drunk, I've had all the champagne and John Barrowman is on TV encouraging me into filth and homosexuality. Also, you're *still* adorable. I was going to throw flowers but this is apparently not FaceBoob.

And I might decide you were referring to my weight, too, which is admittedly out of control.

The word "mitigation" looks funny. I'm blaming Barrowman for it.

petrichor_fizz October 31 2007, 22:20:40 UTC

Oh, oh, is he on 2? Yes! Is this the gay-off episode?

YES I MEANT YOU ARE MASSIVELY FAT, THAT IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT OBVIOUSLY

Maybe I should swig wine from the bottle. That might be constructive.

apiphile October 31 2007, 22:25:42 UTC

Oh yes. He is being a giant attention-whore and waggling his arse around like it's made of jelly. I have no idea whether to be impressed or horrified. He's so LOUD.

YAY! LARDOQUEEN CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM. How, I don't know. Possibly BETWEEN THE FOLDS OF FLAB.

It always helps me, since I feel that "waking up with my arms around the toilet" is a very constructive passtime.

petrichor_fizz October 31 2007, 22:28:50 UTC

I love him, but I want to give him a Valium.

I should probably not ACTUALLY get drunk. What with it being half ten already and the essay not exactly being started.

apiphile October 31 2007, 22:32:30 UTC

Valium? He needs Ritalin, from the looks of it. He's like a sugared-up toddler!

PFFT. All the best literature happens when the author is WANKERED.

petrichor_fizz October 31 2007, 22:38:05 UTC

It probably comes of having loads of mutually fulfilling sex with his gorgeous husband. Bastard.

I'm not going for literature here, I'm going for... um... I have no fucking clue what I'm going for, actually. 1500 words! On synonymy! Why?

I know 1500 words isn't long, but... synonymy.

apiphile November 1 2007, 05:51:31 UTC

Indeed, that utter fuckmuffin. How dare he have a functional sex life and a hot, supportive, intelligent, loving husband? GRRR.

Well, that's *definitely* best achieved while laminated. I cannot imagine how you'd do it while sober, in fact.

petrichor_fizz November 1 2007, 23:13:54 UTC

It just ain't right.

I basically finished it. Just needs some spit and polish now. Fucking synonymy. I decided to have some fun with it and did a load of "experiments" involving BabelFish. FOR SCIENCE.

apiphile November 2 2007, 05:54:59 UTC

You are wise.

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