OH HI GUYS (ETA FUCK THIS SHIT, I CANNOT FORMAT TO SAVE MY LIFE, CLEARLY. GIVE ME A SECOND)

[petrichor_fizz]

Ugh. I'm not writing at the moment, because if I get time to eat, sleep, read and wash then I'm having a good day, to be honest. What I WILL do for now is post the beginnings of stories that I haven't finished yet, and... um... you can, like, read them, or whatever. I don't know. I'm tired. Also, my flatmates are a shower of bastards and I want to

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[apiphile]

I THINK I LOVE YOU.

[petrichor_fizz]

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW FOR SURE?

As I've pointed out, you are an incredible genius, and your esteem is very valuable to me, so my main response is "YAY!!!"

[apiphile]

Oh, seriously, these were loltastic (especially the ubermegacrossover) and I wish you'd finish them off so I can wave them at people. NOT THAT MY FLIST ACTUALLY LISTEN TO MY RECS, THE BASTARDS.

[petrichor_fizz]

THE DELUGE OF BASTARDS!

I really, really do intend to carry them on, but it'll probably be a while, so I thought I would stick them up here for... I don't know why, really; to persuade myself I've done something vaguely productive, maybe?

Anyway, thanks! More crossovers are needed. You should do another one. Awesome + awesome = 2awesome, as a rule of thumb, so it MAKES LOGICAL AND MATHEMATICAL SENSE. YES.

[apiphile]

Oh, I do know - I post WIPs a lot if I'm having trouble getting to the end of them, although admittedly it's more for comment-whoring than anything else (if no one comments I assume my writing SUCKS DONKEY SMEGMA and leave the fic alone).

Bwah, I still have the Torchwood/House one to finish some glorious day when I'm not drowning in arseholes or whatever it is I'm doing at the moment. Ideally I think I'd co-write one with someone with an aptitude for the funny -

INSERT MEANINGFUL SILENCE HERE.

[petrichor_fizz]

ARE YOU MAKING AN INDECENT PROPOSAL?

[apiphile]

Oh my dear - I don't know how to make any other kind of proposal!

[petrichor_fizz]

That's what I like to hear!

Right. In that case, we must and shall do something batshit insane. Any suggestions?

[apiphile]

Oh good god. I kind of want to do a multi Fry & Laurie thing - Jeeves & Wooster meet House meet General Melchett and Lieutenant George - but I don't know well you know the canon. Hrmm. What else would make a cracktacular crossover? We ... ooooooooh. House and Withnail WITH ZOMBIES?

[petrichor_fizz]

Well, I know Blackadder Goes Forth (I have the scripts and everything!) and House (obviously), but I've only seen a couple of Jeeves & Woosters... zombies can dignify anything, though. I'm as torn as that guy doing the dance to the Natalie Imbruglia song at the last Secret Policeman's Ball.

Am I making any sense? There may have been wine.

[apiphile]

The wise man say, "the correct answer is always both". And I need inspiration. We *could* do both?

[petrichor_fizz]

I don't see why not! I think I can just about manage to actually complete a story if I have somebody else egging me on (although hopefully it won't come down to literal throwing of eggs).

[apiphile]

I was hoping you'd say that. We can dare each other to new heights of cracktacularness. So far work has produced this idea:

Oh good god. I kind of want to do a multi Fry & Laurie thing - Jeeves & Wooster meet House meet General Melchett and Lieutenant George - but I don't know well you know the canon. Hrmm. What else would make a cracktacular crossover? We ... ooooooooh. House and Withnail WITH ZOMBIES?

Re the former - Not General Melchett, but Lord Melchett. Also include Stephen's character from Absolute Power to balance out House. They fell through time because of Jack Harkness weakening the spacetime continuum. Jeeves will explain.

... because my workplace is a great place for incubating crackfic, it seems.

[petrichor_fizz]

Will JH actually be there? Because it sounds to me like there is awesome Massive Orgy potential in this idea.

[apiphile]

I think he'd break the perfect Hugphen symmetry and also that he needs to learn that he's not ALLOWED to be in every single fic I write ever ...

[petrichor_fizz]

Fair enough. Can't go tinkering with the symmetry.