British legal eagle needed to write briefs; operate blender
On a lighter note, another job post yielded this delightful tidbit: "We are looking for the perfect full time employee who can commit their energy to lead our barrister, smoothie, fresh vegetable juice team. This job require someone fun who is willing to work hard! what will you be doing? We are an all natural smoothie and juice bar, so main job? Barrister!"