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[petitio]

Pleasant news out of baseball this afternoon: Crosby, as expected, takes home the AL ROY of the year honors. The boy hit one less HR than Derek Jeter and had a perfectly decent line once you moved away from that BA; he played fine and occaisionally spectacular Superboy defense, and really, I know that I already have too much green-and-gold in my

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[nyychick23513]

dude, you have a bubba jersey?! :D <33333 i heart him to the depths of my soul. asdfghj;;gkl; too freaking cute!

as for huddy, while the greedy yankee fan in me dreams of seeing him in pinstripes next season, i have a gut feeling he won't be going anywhere. i think out of the whole staff he's the guy they want to keep most.

[petitio]

Unfortunately, I don't have a jersey-jersey. I've got one of those BP t-shirts with the number and name on the back, but I have every intention of someday getting a Bubba 19 jersey because, man. My love for him is profound and unbounded -- I used to watch him do that backwards jogging thing he does for warmups, and before the game, he'd go in his little knee-highs up one foul line and back down and then halfway out to the bullpen again.

Throw in the fact that 19 was ARNIE BOONE'S number on the Yankees, and I sense a 19 jersey in my future.

And re: Hudson. He'd look so bald and pale in a Yankees uniform. He'd be like, a really, really tiny and right-handed Wells.

[nyychick23513]

i love the fact that bubba played such a big part in moose's 200th. that alone would endear him to me forever, but, man. and as if i weren't already totally in love, the image of him sitting in the dugout wearing his little yankee woolie during the alcs will forever make me fangirl giddy.

the number 19 has some good history behind it. bubba, boonie, robin...yes, 'tis a good number.

well...you wouldn't really notice the baldness under the cap. and as for pale, you could be talking about moose. :P

You mean the WOOLIE HAT OF TOTAL LOVE????

[petitio]

. . . I cannot believe that you just made a post denigrating Jorge Posada's ass and saying that it was saggy. It is not.

Sure, the pants in that are a little saggy, and you may be distracted by the SUPERTHUNDERTHIGHS, but my lord, that man brings the badonkadonkdonk. The picture you posted is, like, a really bad example because it happens to have creases RIGHT OVER the definition part of the ass -- I mean, speaking as someone whose ass is about as firm as bread soaked for a week in milk, you just don't get creases like that unless there is something to FOLD AROUND.

Also, I cannot believe that I have just written you two paragraphs about Jorge Posada's ass in a public-ish forum, but I refer you to this.

And oh man. If Tim Hudson becomes a Yankee, I just hope and hope that they do not make him cover up those fine, wonderful, hot tattoos of his.

YES THE WOOLIE HAT OF TOTAL LOVE asfg;lkhjl;k *dies*

[nyychick23513]

I DIDN'T MAKE IT! i just thought it was funny. we've actually had discussions about it (yes, sad, i know) and i have defended jorge's booty on numerous occasions. but it does seem definition-less at times. :\

anyway, enough on jorge's ass. i like the moose and a-rod booties, mostly. DO NOT HARP ON THE JORGE SAGGINESS. LOOK AT THE MOOSE HOTNESS, MAN. :P

*snorts* that post is infamous, man.

i would think they would make him cover them. because, those are the rules. and stuff. you know how nazi george is about that.

Re: YES THE WOOLIE HAT OF TOTAL LOVE asfg;lkhjl;k *dies*

[petitio]

That'd mean, though, that he would wear long sleeves all the year long, and my God, those are just the hottest tattoos ever. My parents have only half-seriously threatened to disown me if I ever get tattooed, but man, that thing makes me want to get ink under the skin.

Moose is my personal vote for Yankee Least Likley On Basis of Race and General Overall Body Type to have Any Sort of Ass. And yet, he has one. Even the white-boyest pitchers seem to develop them after a while, I guess, beucase I have these cards of him as a rookie back in '92, and he sure as hell didn't have one.

Re: YES THE WOOLIE HAT OF TOTAL LOVE asfg;lkhjl;k *dies*

[nyychick23513]

Maybe they would make a special allowance for him seeing as how he'd be sort of saving our pitching rotation from oblivion?

I think you're right about the development of ass. He clearly did not have one before. Maybe it's all of that pushing off the mound? And the hop-and-crouch may also add to this. But he sure does have one now, oh yes.

I love how I have to get up for math at 7:00 and I am online discussing the merits of ass with people. Clearly my priorities are straight.

Re: YES THE WOOLIE HAT OF TOTAL LOVE asfg;lkhjl;k *dies*

[petitio]

*high-fives you* 8 AM class here, man, and man, I'm so sleepy that I'm almost tipping over, and yet, I'm on here discussing tatttoos and wool hats and making a good case for why the female of the species is so different from the mail.

Moose will be good next year. And I think Javy will be too, if we dont' trade him -- no idea as to whether Brown or Lieber will be back, but let's not think about that.

In a pinch, we could run MEL out there or sthg. Didn't he win 20 games a couple of times or whatever? :D

Re: YES THE WOOLIE HAT OF TOTAL LOVE asfg;lkhjl;k *dies*

[nyychick23513]

*high-fives back* yay for shallow posting! Really, though, these are all valid topics. If you're female