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[petit_shinigami]

I'm only doing this because a certain stupid shop owner threatened my Chappy collection if I didn't. And I value Chappy's life and know Urahara's irritating enough to ACTUALLY follow through on his threat. I sort of hate everything.

Title: What Happens When Sweet Little, Ill-Fated Shinigamis Are Forced Into Servitude Against Their Will
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[ihu_all]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[petit_shinigami]

I'm going to write a sequel featuring you and Shinji and lots and lots of romantic kisses.

[ihu_all]

DON'T YOU DARE.

[petit_shinigami]

One day there was a strawberry and a blond vaizard thingy with a really really bad haircut. They were always yelling at each other and pretended to hate each other, but, really, they had already shared a precious kiss~...

[ihu_all]

LDUHFGDSKLJFHSLKJDFHSKDJFHKSJHFKSJH THAT IS SO DISGUSTING! DELETE THAT RIGHT NOW! UGH!

[petit_shinigami]

After a lot of bickering and fighting and denial of their UST, the two of them decided that MAYBE they would go on a Manly Date. So they went to a French restaurant where they saw people dancing really closely...

[ihu_all]

KSDFHKJHFSKJDHFKJSDHFSDFJH YOU'RE JUST DESCRIBING WHAT WE DID, STUPID!

[petit_shinigami]

Well FINE.

And then they got bored and decided to take Kyouya's advice and go to a gay bar. Where. Er. I assume they did gay things. Hold on while I do my research, then I'll write the rest of it.

[ihu_all]

SJKDHFSDKZJFHSKZDJLHLKJSDHFKZJSDHLLKFJSHFKLJSDHFKJHSZLKJFHZKJDHFKJSDHFLJKSZHDLFKJSHDLKJZFHSKDLJFHKLSDJHFKLJSHFKJSLDHFKLSDHFKJSHDLFKHFKLJHELKFHAWLKHGFERKLJHGKJHG

I AM NOT GAY!

[petit_shinigami]

Well if you were going with Shinji, you would be.

[ihu_all]

WELL I'M NOT, YOU IDIOT!

[petit_shinigami]

Fanfiction doesn't have to be completely accurate.

[ihu_all]

What's that supposed to mean.

[petit_shinigami]

It means I might want to improve my writing skills.

[ihu_all]

You should find different material, idiot.

[petit_shinigami]

Why?