Sep 02, 2007 18:27
OH. MY. GOD.
I HAVE BEEN PICKED UP. CARRIED LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES. KIDNAPPED. THROWN INTO A CLOSET.
AND I HAVE BEEN HELD LOCKED AND CAPTIVE IN SAID CLOSET FOR TWO DAYS NOW.
I AM SUING FOR VIOLATION OF PRIVACY, PERSONAL SPACE, AND MY OWN FREE WILL!!