I paid $1600 for a SHARK not a Bulldog.
So last night, as I was trying to fix my computer (brooklyn, my english bulldog, had been playing under the desk) and some wires got messed up and what not. I was sorting out her toys from firewire cables...
When I hear her chewing on something. I ran into the living room, because she was being good (and her being quiet when I'm not in the room means she's doing something very bad). But she was just chewing on a toy.
I came back into the office and did some work that had been piling on my desk and random other things that I finally blocked out the time to do...
At about 4 in the morning Brooklyn is whining, so I go to see what the problem is. She's usually asleep by now.
AND THERE IT WAS....MY CELL PHONE
That fucking dog, had climbed onto the couch and got it off the end table. She's like a shark, she'll put anything in her belly, just to have it there. It's a marvel a license plate or tin cans don't go missing. I was pissed. Probably the only time I've ever been really angry mad at her. I yelled at her a lot, and she gave me the "I'm very sorry I did something" bad face which usually works for me...but not this time.
I made her sleep in the living room, and not with me. She laid by my bedroom door all night crying. It broke my heart, but seriously...I was mad.
I threatened to ship her back to Budapest, Hungary today if she doesn't straighten up and fly right. She laid on the couch with me this morning and showered me with kisses. Perhaps she is remorseful...perhaps.
THE CULPRIT, my bullshark, BROOKLYN
THE DAMAGE
When I hear her chewing on something. I ran into the living room, because she was being good (and her being quiet when I'm not in the room means she's doing something very bad). But she was just chewing on a toy.
I came back into the office and did some work that had been piling on my desk and random other things that I finally blocked out the time to do...
At about 4 in the morning Brooklyn is whining, so I go to see what the problem is. She's usually asleep by now.
AND THERE IT WAS....MY CELL PHONE
That fucking dog, had climbed onto the couch and got it off the end table. She's like a shark, she'll put anything in her belly, just to have it there. It's a marvel a license plate or tin cans don't go missing. I was pissed. Probably the only time I've ever been really angry mad at her. I yelled at her a lot, and she gave me the "I'm very sorry I did something" bad face which usually works for me...but not this time.
I made her sleep in the living room, and not with me. She laid by my bedroom door all night crying. It broke my heart, but seriously...I was mad.
I threatened to ship her back to Budapest, Hungary today if she doesn't straighten up and fly right. She laid on the couch with me this morning and showered me with kisses. Perhaps she is remorseful...perhaps.
THE CULPRIT, my bullshark, BROOKLYN
THE DAMAGE