Turkey was not in the cards for this enterprising young lad wasting away in a studio apartment.


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I had my first day at the internship today. I'm not sure how to feel about it. On the one hand, I got to delve into a slush pile steaming with Adolf Hitler fanfiction (PROTIP: Any manuscript with both "Adolph Hitler" and "rock-hard erection" in the first paragraph will probably not be published, and the stained photograph of his mother was hardly ( Read more... )