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Break up letter
This is a break up letter. Help us finish it by only typing THREE MORE WORDS in the letter, and then pass it on. This will be hilarious!!! Be creative!
Pablo - I liked you,
Blake - but something is
Sheena - wrong. I feel
Mikel - like I have
Kendra- made a mistake.
Katie - I want sex
Sarah- with other people.
Brooke - It is not
Chad - you its me
Clint - I'm better than
Paige - you for the
Tony - fact that many
Craig - Cavemen have explored
Ian - but never found
Callie - you to be
Kaylee - good in bed.
Jason - Fuck your infectious
Nikki - kisses and all
tom - your multiple orgasms
jess - that have never
Joseph- stopped. You always
Mary- get yours before
Jay - I get mine.
Max - And that thing
Cesar - on your lip
Amy - is Really nasty!
Angelica - so thats why
SIN ~ you cant fuck
BETCHA ~ WITH ME BITCH!
Shorty ~ See, its like
WHATEVER ~ Whatever you say
DuhVeed - are fucking lies.
Cassandra ~ You need to
Switchblade Sue ~ pretend that we
Johnny Zombie ~ NEVER FUCKING MET!!!
christine ~ Sorry to say,
Kitty ~ i have a
Vicki ~ psychological problem affecting
Jaymie~my sexual preference.
Gruver- I like sheep
Mackenzie- a lot more
Kacie~ when they wear
Alli- bright red lipstick
Jessi - and red panties.
Will - I'm a freak,
Kelsey-I get turned
Victoria-off by everthing
Brandon-including your small
Kayla - dick. You need
Kayla Jo- to get Viagra.
Jenny - Just bigger is
gabe-is always better.
Rhonda- I think camels
Sarah- munch your pubes.
Nicole- Fuck you stupid
jay-little whore i
Keri- fucked your brother
mark- who's only 11
frances - days from his
Lynsey - circumcision, so he
Grace - is better than you in bed and
Stacy - he has an
Rohan- oozing wart on
Lynsey- his left nut.
Melissa- making it look
Katie - very interesting indeed
Kaz- and better than
Nick - anything your mother
Craig - could teach you
Jemma - and she knows
Linzi- How to boogie
dennis - the dirty bitch
tania - i cant believe
emma - she hasnt got
pete - a left nipple
theresa- but she has
Luke- too much cock
Walesie - which disturbs me
Conor Murphy - into erectile dsyfuction
Barry Maguire -causing my penis
Nadine- to flamingo dance
Olivia - in a pink
Suzie-dress.its got
Larissa-a mono brow
Kaytee-and its hot.
Keila-i like my
Skippy-mono browed flamingo
Mel-penis. your so
milz-fukn p fried,
Chelsey-go die cunteyes!
Jessica - I can't believe
Alison - you slept with
Laura - my very best
Cathryn - pair of shoes.
kirti - my llama sneezes