These made a lot of sense given the last few days.
"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody."
-- Benjamin Franklin
"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
-- Socrates
"I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education."
-- Wilson Mizner
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be."
-- Kurt Vonnegut
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
-- Douglas Adams
"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
-- Will Rogers
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
-- Groucho Marx
Oh, and Harry, no more explosions.
-- Benjamin Franklin
"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
-- Socrates
"I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education."
-- Wilson Mizner
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be."
-- Kurt Vonnegut
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
-- Douglas Adams
"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
-- Will Rogers
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
-- Groucho Marx
Oh, and Harry, no more explosions.
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