Things I came across today while surfing the net:
The Ten Worst Album Covers of All Time People really spend that much time thinking about
this?. . . How can a three-day conference be called "National Toilet Day" anyway? Shouldn't it be "Days"?
Also:
Women are inferior to Men. In everything. Including (but not limited to) giving birth. Forget George Sand, forget George Eliot, Margaret Atwood and forget Jane Austen too. I think I'm going to shuffle back to the kitchen now, and make some pie. Edumacation?! I don't need no edumacation. I'm too stupid for edumacation, being a woman 'n all.
My favorite quote from this particular page: "Forty million women and no men have had abortions since Roe vs. Wade." Because, you know, men are so intelligent, that when they have the chance to give birth, they do. Dumbasses.
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I had bad day today. Why do bad days seem to be longer than any other usual days? Okay first of all I was too tired to go to first hour, so I stayed home (that doesn't really matter because Spanish is a piece of cake..so far).
The test in second hour was horrible, everything that Mr. Gallimore told us to study for, was not on the test. I don't know why this guy is starting to make his tests so weird all of a sudden. Now he's always telling us to study for things that are not even mentioned once in the test. The average for the last test in the class was a D. I had the second highest grade in class--a 86.2, which lowered by average by 4 percent, so now I have a 94% in the class. Unbelievable, how does getting ONE B lower my average so much?. I think I did even worse this time. Ugh!!!
I am not even going to bother talking about 3rd period because McCall is an ass. I need earplugs for this class. Anyways, during third hour, I find out that i lost my ID. (Tomorrow is the senior breakfast, and they are not letting people in without an ID). Since I didn't have any money with me to buy a new ID, I had to go down to Mrs. Wanton to borrow some money from her. Then I got my ID, bought my lunch. The bread ran out by the time I went to get my lunch + I forgot to get my milk. Did I mention I almost choked on a crouton?
Fourth hour is always the highlight of my day. Love Mr. Scafetti. But he wasn’t here today; we had a sub chick that looked like she was stoned. Anyways, we are still watching The Adventures of Gulliver in that class. I thought Gulliver put out the fire in the Lilliputian castle by spitting water on the castle from his mouth, which he gets from a near by river. In this movie he pees in the castle to put out the fire. The Lilliputian queen gets all well from Gulliver’s pee WTF?
I am going to get picked up early tomorrow around 10:30 after I dissect the sheeps brain in Anatomy and to sign up for my dual enrollment class at BCC. I still can't decide if I want to take a night class or an afternoon class.