4th Course - Gaining momentum, the chef sends a notice [Video / Private Text]

[pervyprince]

[The video feed starts up, and a very.. confused looking Sanji appears on the monitor. He seems to be carrying something under his arm.]

..So, would anyone care explaining to me just how these pokemon things reproduce? Because... Honestly, this makes no sense. When that egg started to hatch, I was expecting a bird, or a lizard, or... You know,

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[justicereigns]

Oh right. One of those things Ur has.

And everything hatches from eggs. Even the mammals and plants and things that just shouldn't be an animal.

[pervyprince]

Yeah, I've figured that out.

..Wait, shouldn't be an animal? What do you mean by that?

[justicereigns]

[Sends out his graveler.]

It's a giant rock. It has no fur, feathers, scales, it's just... rock. Mobile rock. You run a pokedex on it, it still says it's rock.

Someone's got a pokemon that is a giant water drop.

[pervyprince]

[wait what]

..What the hell? How does.. How does a thing like that exist? Maybe it's just.. an outer shell of rock? It couldn't possibly just be rock through and through, right?

[justicereigns]

[Shrugs.]

There's ghost pokemon too. They kept stealing Kaz's clothes. This place makes about as much sense as the Grand Line.

[pervyprince]

[Ah.. So that's what she was talking about..]

Ghosts... What, do they hatch from eggs too?

[justicereigns]

Yup.

[pervyprince]

[that was a joke but]

...You're kidding.

[justicereigns]

Nope.

[He's enjoying this way too much and it shows.]

[pervyprince]

[well this is just wonderful]

What's next? Walking trashbags?

[justicereigns]

[Pause, stare...]

Or maybe trashcans.