[The video feed starts up, and a very.. confused looking Sanji appears on the monitor. He seems to be carrying something under his arm.]
..So, would anyone care explaining to me just how these pokemon things reproduce? Because... Honestly, this makes no sense. When that egg started to hatch, I was expecting a bird, or a lizard, or... You know, something that hatches from eggs. What I wasn't expecting, was THIS THING.
[The camera points downwards, and gives a better view of the thing Sanji is holding; a wriggling brown furball.]
What the hell would you call this thing anyway? It's.. got kind of a snout, but it's hardly a pig! It's just.. A giant furry potato with a nose and eyes. I'm beginning to wonder whether this isn't just a crazy, crazy dream...
Private Text to Ur:
I'm on my way... Heading forward right now, had to take a break in the center for this little guy to hatch. Where are you, Ur-chan?