New Plan For World Owning

[pervy_keanu]

Today I watched my hair grow. It's an interesting process

Comments

[hugo_clone]

*has stomach trurning nightmares about armies of giant spiders controlled by Moron!Keanu*

Y'know, the spider would probably be smothered by the butter and die.

[pervy_keanu]

We will see, my friend... We will see.

I feel the impulse to laugh maniacally.

I will not.

[hugo_clone]

Good, I'm better at it than you anyway.

[pervy_keanu]

You do have a way of discombol disconectofluf making your mouth go wide to say big things.

[trinity_chan]

You are right! He does have a big mouth.

*giggles*

You know what he can use that mouth for right?

[hugo_clone]

Sorry, Trinity dear, but I'm taken.

If you want to know what I can use my mouth for, you'll have to ask Kory.

[trinity_chan]

Oh no! I was talking about how you can eat live lobsters, silly! :P

[hugo_clone]

ugh.

For the reccord, I prefer my lobsters dead before I eat them.

[starfire_kory]

I thought that was the sort of question you did not want me to answer?

[hugo_clone]

Not in public, no.

But really, I can't controll what goes on behind closed doors, can I?

[starfire_kory]

Ah, so this is an answer I should demonstrate? To you? Repeatedly?

[hugo_clone]

Yes.

I am in need of proof.

*drags Kory off for naughtyness*

[starfire_kory]

*is happily dragged away*

[pervy_keanu]

Would you like a pineapple? One should always keep them handy for insertion in quite awkward places.

[starfire_kory]

I prefer the application of chocolate.

[hugo_clone]

Yhe word you're looking for, Keanu, is - I think, since you're rather incoherent and I have to guess - is "Dislocating", meaning I can un-hinge my jaw to make it bigger.

I can't actually.

I'm just much, much smarter than you.