Wow, thanks, Kid, a whole heap of condoms. I think you have even higher expectations for this Valentine's Day than I do.

Sooo, Hufflepuff's not playing this weekend, right? Because if not, I don't really care. Or-- ooh, hey, could we have a party anyway? Like, goooo whoever!

Whatever, anyway, I totally started taking quidditch lessons, so whenever the heck we're playing next, I am so going to be ready.

I can't believe I didn't even have a boyfriend in the future, do I seriously have to be Kid's babysitter for the rest of my life? Even being engaged didn't snap him out of it, he's seriously hopeless...

Anyway, now that everything's back to normal, let's talk about important stuff! Like who's doing anything exciting this weekend?