May 31, 2004 01:09
Everyone pay me to make them soap and ask me to paint furniture (designs, direct copying of an image, etc) for reasonable prices and let me cut their hair for five bucks and read their tarot etc.
I AM TOTALLY POOR AND I HAVE HELLA BILLS.
I can also turn my apartment into a spa and give you a fancy fancy bath, massage and dinner for a not very high price. You got my number, people.