Nov 17, 2008 18:05
ME: Dad, the light in the kitchen has gone out and I can't remove the glass screen to change the lightbulb. I think it's stuck.
DAD: You need to roll out the lightbulb from its holder, but just stay put. I'll ask your brother to drop by and change it.
Apparently my dad thinks I've lived five years on my own without ever needing to change a lightbulb.