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[persephonepearl]

[Persephone's kneeling in her own private garden, and she's rather surrounded by rose bushes that are doing their odd lean in towards her.I do not understand this Halloween holiday. I have seen it spoken to as a harvest festival, and while the Harvest is a wonderful thing to celebrate... I do not approve of these childish notions that I have seen

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[bunchasavages]

...Becky?

[persephonepearl]

Who?

[bunchasavages]

What're you doing here?

[Laughingly:] What're you wearing?

[Pause.]

Oh my God, are you and Dante doing some weird sex shit? Jesus, I told you two I don't want a three-way.

[persephonepearl]

I have been here for quite some time.

[Persephone is totally glaring at the camera.]

No one has ever turned down a 'three-way' with me, mortal. If I had offered, you would have willingly come along.

[bunchasavages]

Mortal, huh? Look, I don't do the whole role-playing thing.

Especially not with my best friend's old lady.

Hey, is he here?

[persephonepearl]

...I am no one's old lady. I am a goddess.

I do not know of whom you are speaking.

[bunchasavages]

Right. Goddess. Whatever, Becky.

Who else? Your husband. Father of your unborn -

Hey, you had the kid! What was it? Did you name it after me? I knew you would!

[persephonepearl]

I am Persephone.

I did not have a child...

You are a stupid mortal. Are your ears full of wax?

[And then to prove it, Persephone quickly grabs a flower from the bush and holding it in her hands, she kills it stone dead, turning it brown and then blowing the dried powder.]

Confused Randal is Confused.

[bunchasavages]

...What?

[persephonepearl]

[While he's questioning, Persephone quickly pulled her hand back, and a small seed flowered in it, turning into a purple rose. She doesn't respond to his statement.]

[bunchasavages]

Neat trick.

Look, is Dante here or not?

[persephonepearl]

I do not know any Dante.

[bunchasavages]

Stop fucking around.

[persephonepearl]

I am not 'fucking around.' You are a very stupid mortal. I wonder how you are able to function in your society.

[bunchasavages]

Yeah. Like I haven't heard you say that about a million times, Becky.

Come on. Be serious.

[persephonepearl]

You. Are. Stupid. I am not going to speak with you anymore. If you keep talking, I will add you to my rose bushes.