543 words on "Blood and Ivory." Doesn't show up on the site because I'm still waiting for it to load ( Read more... )

I win. :) And I like this icon by derringdo better than the actual winner icons, so I'm using it in celebration instead ( Read more... )

My sense of humor is back, though I don't promise I'll actually be funny to anyone else. So, here's my first 2531 words!

A POSSIBLY SATIRICAL, ABSURDLY SELF REFERENTIAL, AND PARTIALLY FICTIONALIZED AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL NOVEL OF ONE WOMAN'S ATTEMPT AT PARTICIPATING IN NANOWRIMO, WITH ABUSE OF HYPHENS AND THEIR LACK

( Fourteen, fifteen, sixteen. Forty-nine thousand, nine hundred and eighty-four words to go! )

I suspect that title looks more pretentious than punnish at this point, but I guess I'll leave it ( Read more... )