Things to Know About Manahattan

Sep 24, 2008 10:54

1. Hungry? Walk one block and look for somewhere to eat.

2. Hungry but want something healthy? Walk two blocks and look for a fruit stand.

3. Saying "gesundheit" when you're on a busy sidewalk is still appreciated.

4. Most art galleries have bathrooms.

5. Most living areas have cockroaches. Just make sure to keep your food sealed, and they won't come out.

6. Most dogs in Manhattan are compact. They'll most likely show up in the winter wearing tiny dog sweaters.

7. Look both ways when crossing the street. Always. Even if it's one way.

By the way. New York City is not in the top ten of America's Most Dangerous Cities, not that polls are exactly trustworthy, or anything. I'm just saying.

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