Perposterice OC Challenge Numero Dos!

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Yayez!

Okay, so this one isn't nearly as cracky as the first, mostly because my inspiration came from the Wizard of the Month/Chocolate Frog cards. I wrote the entry as one of these. Only...this person would never be Wizard of the Month nor have a Chocolate Frog card, they are just that lame. And weird.

So yes.

Mada Cash
1494-1571

Miss Cash was the daughter of Italian immagrants (Wanta and Havva) who were well-known in the metals industry in the Wizarding World. Their most famous metalcraft, the chamberpot that now rests in the Headmaster's office at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, has warranted the Cash family much fame.

Although Miss Cash herself was a Squib and was never married, she continued to help with her family's business until a tragic flobberworm accident took her life. She was cremated and buried in her pride and joy, a chamber pot she called Bertha Agatha Wimblebottom.