Choice (G)
Header: drabble
Title: Choice
Author: lowlands_girl
Words: 100
Rating: G
Characters: Fenrir Greyback
Warnings: major stupidity ahead
Challenge Name: Spam Sender OC - Osbourne Furness.
Notes: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I know it's not really the exact challenge, but it's still worth a groan... I hope? It's a lot funnier if you're thinking of Ford Prefect at the same time.
"No, milord," Alecto insisted, "these are common Muggle names. I swear, you will fit right in!"
Fenrir Greyback glared at his minion. "They sound very strange." He picked up the list. "Tad Tucker, Frank Young, Rob Boyer... So harsh, so dull. Where did you find them?"
"Something called the Internet, milord."
"Hmph." Greyback skimmed down until his eyes lit on one entry in particular. "Hm... Osbourne Furness. Osbourne... I like it."
"And Furness, milord," said Alecto, immensely relieved. "A silent tribute to your nature."
Greyback grinned. "Osbourne Furness it is!" Thus armed, he prepared to infiltrate and kill the Muggles.
Title: Choice
Author: lowlands_girl
Words: 100
Rating: G
Characters: Fenrir Greyback
Warnings: major stupidity ahead
Challenge Name: Spam Sender OC - Osbourne Furness.
Notes: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I know it's not really the exact challenge, but it's still worth a groan... I hope? It's a lot funnier if you're thinking of Ford Prefect at the same time.
"No, milord," Alecto insisted, "these are common Muggle names. I swear, you will fit right in!"
Fenrir Greyback glared at his minion. "They sound very strange." He picked up the list. "Tad Tucker, Frank Young, Rob Boyer... So harsh, so dull. Where did you find them?"
"Something called the Internet, milord."
"Hmph." Greyback skimmed down until his eyes lit on one entry in particular. "Hm... Osbourne Furness. Osbourne... I like it."
"And Furness, milord," said Alecto, immensely relieved. "A silent tribute to your nature."
Greyback grinned. "Osbourne Furness it is!" Thus armed, he prepared to infiltrate and kill the Muggles.