And I do not care, because apparently it's another year with my wacky detectives, Devin and Stanton, and if I had to write 17,000 words of complete ridiculous to get there, so be it.

I give you the "Aristocrats" joke I promised. Should you have forgotten what one is, I suggest Wikipedia. I am not linking you this time because I linked you last time. So there ( Read more... )

I'm still without a title for the story. In my head I've named it "The Further Wacky Adventures of Devin and Stanton and Micah and Kodachrome, and Lieutenant Cavanaugh. And Mark Tomilson. Who is a Dick. And an Indeterminate Number of Ninjas" But I'm sure the title will get longer than that the more people I add to it. That was kind of the point of ( Read more... )

I am and I'm not working off my 2005 version of these characters. I'm checking back on a couple of facts, but more or less, I'm letting them find themselves. So, if you read the 2005 version after I linked it yesterday, you might find some inconsistencies.

On the other hand, this is NaNo we're talking about, so you'd be lucky if those were the ( Read more... )

So, I wasn't gonna do NaNo, but then I was on Texts from Last Night, and there was a text that read as follows:

What part of i'm [sic] handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?

Which reminded me strongly of my 2005 NaNo. Which was absolutely, wonderfully, batshit, and which begs the question:

Poll By the way, I can't promise it'll actually get ( Read more... )

This is a shortish section, only 6,000 words or so, but it's the end for real and true! Aren't you excited?!

Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five Part Six Part Seven Part Eight Part Nine Part Ten Part Eleven Part Twelve

And now, the rest of the story [/Paul Harvey]

( Our Heroes )

Just realized I forgot to post the final part of the NaNo. Sorry. There were finals. It'll be up tomorrow.

I know you're salivating for it. :)

If I don't break the lj interface, I'm posting the last 14,000 words at once. I do not promise this will work.

Previous installments:
Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five Part Six Part Seven Part Eight Part Nine Part Ten Part Eleven

( 1966 -- The Next Step Forward )

The NaNo is complete!

\o/

It's killed out at 94717. I will take it. I'm sure I can crack 100,000 if I ever revise the thing.

Look for the final parts in the next 24 hours or so.

It goes all the way to eleven!

Sorry. It had to be done. The novel has hit 90k and may actually end soon. I just finished off the third-to-last chapter, I think. There may be one more chapter, but I really think it's close. Maybe. Send reinforcements.

Previous Installations of the Madness:

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
( Read more... )