Have I mentioned that Megan Fox is my nemesis?
lasergirl has Owen Wilson. I have Megan Fox.
A list why:
--She thinks it's gross that actors are basically prostitutes. She also wants people to know that she's totally not a ho-bag, she's just too lazy to act "proper".
--She would send Megatron to blow up Middle America because anyone not on the coast is a redneck bigot.
--She says she's bisexual but won't sleep with other bisexual women because they've been with dudes. Because boys are gross. But not so gross that she won't fuck them.
--She thinks Wonder Woman is a lame superhero and has obviously done no actual research on the character.
--She resents haveing to prove she's not "retarded". Make your own joke, folks.
--She says she's fat in "Transformers"
You know how there ares some celebrities who have charisma and charm and can get away with saying ridiculously stupid things because you want to keep liking them because they're incredibly talented or tell funny stories or love their pets? Megan Fox is the antithesis of that.
Megan Fox is now my nemesis. Bring it, bitch.
A list why:
--She thinks it's gross that actors are basically prostitutes. She also wants people to know that she's totally not a ho-bag, she's just too lazy to act "proper".
--She would send Megatron to blow up Middle America because anyone not on the coast is a redneck bigot.
--She says she's bisexual but won't sleep with other bisexual women because they've been with dudes. Because boys are gross. But not so gross that she won't fuck them.
--She thinks Wonder Woman is a lame superhero and has obviously done no actual research on the character.
--She resents haveing to prove she's not "retarded". Make your own joke, folks.
--She says she's fat in "Transformers"
You know how there ares some celebrities who have charisma and charm and can get away with saying ridiculously stupid things because you want to keep liking them because they're incredibly talented or tell funny stories or love their pets? Megan Fox is the antithesis of that.
Megan Fox is now my nemesis. Bring it, bitch.