Comments | perpet_fic: Have I mentioned that Megan Fox is my nemesis?

perpet_fic

Have I mentioned that Megan Fox is my nemesis?

Jul 02, 2009 14:58

lasergirl has Owen Wilson. I have Megan Fox.

A list why:

--She thinks it's gross that actors are basically prostitutes. She also wants people to know that she's totally not a ho-bag, she's just too lazy to act "proper".

--She would send Megatron to blow up Middle America because anyone not on the coast is a redneck bigot ( Read more... )

megan fox is my nemesis, fandom bitch

Comments 5

cosmic July 3 2009, 04:33:04 UTC

Dude, I know! People were comparing her to Angelina Jolie for the similar sex-appeal (though personally I think Jolie is hot like a hot thing and Fox looks like a plastic doll that's melting in the sun), she got pissed off. Because apparently being compared to an Oscar-winner who's the top-paid actress in Hollywood and does a lot of charity work was a bad thing? I don't even know.

I haaaaaate her so much!

perpet_fic July 3 2009, 04:44:51 UTC

Exactly. If she had more than a smidge of talent, I might forgive her a couple of things, but her as is? NO.

looking2dastars July 6 2009, 06:23:53 UTC

May I join you this noble crusade as your sidekick? I have similar feelings regarding Shy The Beef of whatever his name is. I figure we can get them both at once more easily teamed-up.

I can't stand Megan Fox either, for that matter. And not just because she broke the heart of that poor special-needs boy she claims not to have seen, even though she can clearly be seen snarling at him and his rose like a vampire faced with a cross.

perpet_fic July 6 2009, 07:02:35 UTC

You'll have to supply your own catch phrase, but I have plenty of tights.

Maybe roses repel her. I mean, they're naturally beautiful and enjoyable and she's...not. Wait, that's not fair. She was cute before she sliced up her face. But she's still not naturally enjoyable, so I'll stick with it.

I like Shia as an actor, but if I have to hear one more time about how he wants to fuck his mom, I may just track him down to punch him in the face.

looking2dastars July 6 2009, 13:22:15 UTC

... Okay, I hadn't heard that. That now gives me one more good reason to go after him. My list so far is...

1. Out-acted by Keannu Reeves in Constantine.

(Shiv was Chas Chandler and if you didn't realize at least five things wrong with that instantly, you're probably not a Hellblazer reader ( ... )