line drabbles- 4/10
Well. Mostly MS This time. XD And yeah, I need to stop deluding myself by thinking I can do these in one line. Anyway.
Bleach
3x6x9- Pr0nwaffles!
“Oh god,” Shuuhei murmurs when he sees that Kira and Renji have both-without asking- gone ahead and dug through the ice box for food, the two of them each with waffle bits left on their plates and a strange feeling beginning to wash over them as they sit and digest.
The ninth division vice-captain wonders if he should tell them that Yumi’s been experimenting with food lately, using some great aphrodisiacs he’d found in the human world on his last mission there to make up special snacks for special occasions between he and Shuuhei.
His two friends, here in preparation for tonight’s game night, have just eaten the last of Yumichika’s (aptly named) “porn waffles”, and Shuuhei, steeling himself for a full out attack, knows that things are only going to get ugly (or horny, rather) from here on out.
ShunxJyuu- Spankings
When Shunsui asks, “Na, Jyuu-chan, are you ever a little disturbed when Yama-jii threatens to spank us?” out of the blue one summer afternoon, Jyuushirou blinks oddly upon hearing the question, the white-haired man wondering for a moment, what his friend could possibly mean by asking that.
But all it takes is one look at Shunsui’s smarmy grin, and smacking the taller man as realization abruptly dawns, Jyuushirou wrinkles his nose and tells his lover matter-of-factly, that he would never like to think of that ever again, thank you.
KenseixShinji- Unravel
It’s fun to see how much he can tease before Kensei falls apart completely- Hirako especially likes to smile and put a hand on the other man’s shoulder here or brush by him very close there, wink and grin until Kensei glares and averts his eyes first- the blonde Vizord waiting for the moment when the other man snaps and his façade comes undone, when he finally growls and grabs Shinji and stops looking away for once. The both of them have braved and defeated the Hollow inside already, and Shinji thinks that maybe now it’s time to try and face the man.
KisukexShunsuixJyuushirou- Motion
Ukitake moans in disbelief when he feels Shunsui stirring at him from one side and Kisuke petting him from the other-again-- and when he turns questioning, slightly incredulous eyes to the blonde at his left, Kisuke smiles mischievously and nuzzles Jyuushirou’s ear, explaining that he shouldn’t act so surprised, “it’s merely science at work here, Jyuu-chan- bodies in motion tend to want to stay in motion, after all.”
IkkakuxKira- Uke!Ikkaku
Kira, upon distracting Ikkaku by taking him all the way to the hilt with his mouth, manages to slip two slick fingers inside before Madarame freezes and blinks, the bald shinigami biting back the “HOLY GOD WHAT THE SHIT?” on the tip of his tongue just long enough for Kira to take advantage of the other man’s surprise and give a nice little twist of his wrist, hitting that special spot deep inside and resulting in those very words shouted at the top of the bald man’s lungs shortly thereafter anyway, though this time, there’s a rather satisfying “FUCK YEAH!!!” tacked on to the end of it as well.
ByakuyaxRenji- Exhibitionist
When Renji tells Byakuya he thinks it’d be a little hot if taichou didn’t put his scarf on today, if he walked around with those mouth-shaped bruises on his neck out in the open for the world to see, Byakuya scoffs at the redhead and quite plainly tells him it’s not very fair of Renji to expect him to go about displaying Abarai’s marks to everyone’s view unless Renji does the same in return, and in that vein, does the redhead really want to have to walk around Seireitei without any pants on?
3x6x9- Persistence.
Kira’s cheeks are red from exertion, the blonde not sure he can take much more without gagging- Renji and Shuuhei’s expectant looks spur him on however, and he strains to fit more inside, the third division vice-captain relaxing his throat muscles as much as possible to do as they wish-and with a pathetic whimper, he grabs another marshmallow and shoves it bodily into his mouth, even managing a warbled, “Cbubbby Vummy” in the process, much to the delight of his cohorts.
AizenxGin- Capricious
Gin thinks it’s rather cute of Aizen, how the other man can’t make up his mind and calls Hinamori and Ichimaru to his bed in turns, indecisive between sweet smiles and soft, young curves or hard muscle and laughing, all-too knowing eyes. If Ichimaru wasn’t so amused by it all he thinks he would kill Hinamori, just to see what Aizen would do, but given that his former captain’s dalliances allow him more time to spend with his cute Kira-chan, he can’t say that he minds very much.
GinxIzuru- Hedonistic
“Maa…maybe I’ve spoiled you too much,” Gin murmurs, Kira looking up at him in embarrassment as the silver-haired captain licks remnants of the blonde’s early release from his hands, telling his Kira-chan that really, his little vice-captain is so selfish for thinking only of his own pleasure just now, for coming at his leisure without a single thought spared to his captain, who is left hard and wanting and plainly dissatisfied.
Kira bows his head in shame and murmurs a red-faced apology, before obediently lowering his head to Ichimaru’s lap and making up for his indiscretion.
Shuuhei, Iba- Thrown Together
“The hell is it?” Shuuhei asks, blinking as Iba nervously tries to present him with whatever it is he and the rest of the guys managed to run around and throw together during their break, the sight of which makes Hisagi kind of wish that they’d just own up and admit that they’d forgotten his birthday and be done with it. Truth be told, he doesn’t even mind all that much, considering the gift Yumi gave him last night, this morning, and in a ninth division storage closet during their hour long lunch break not fifteen minutes ago.
Kensei, Ichigo- Coincidences
Kensei didn’t like the kid, not at first, but all it took to fix that was a random revelation about the both of them liking One Piece one day, and after that it was pretty much smooth sailing from there between the two hotheads, leaving Shinji to shake his head in disbelief and marvel at this strange and frightening thing called “thug mentality.”
ShunsuixJyuushirou- Absolutes
It doesn’t bother Jyuushirou when the other man flirts with pretty women, because if there is one thing in the universe he knows inside and out, it’s Shunsui, and no matter how pretty the girl, how receptive to his attentions she may be, come evening time, Jyuushirou is absolutely certain that the other captain will return to his side with nothing more than a fond story of his encounter that day as they ready for bed, lying down beside the white-haired man and smiling in a way that Jyuushirou also knows the objects of Shunsui’s daily flirtations will never be privy to.
AizenxGrim- Break
Aizen tsks when the bone in Grimmjaw’s remaining arm breaks and he cries out, the Arrankar leader thrusting his hips savagely before calmly telling his subordinate, “Please try not to be so loud, Grimmjaw…others are sleeping at this hour you know.”
GrimmyxUrqui- Protect
Grimmjaw watches the smug way the little bastard walks around Hueco Mundo, how he looks down at everyone else just because he’s Aizen-sama’s favorite, and the one-armed Arrankar snarls at that, thinking that the shorty is going to have to find a way to protect himself from him because the moment he’s not looking, Urquiola’s ass is his.
LisaxHiyori- Heat
“Holy shit,” Hiroyi exclaims when Lisa presses the smaller girl’s hands to the damp, heated space between her legs, “is it supposed to do that?”
GinxGrimmxAizen- Mine
They each stake claims on part of him like he’s conquered land, Gin taking his mouth with savage force while Aizen fucks him from down below, the two never meeting but to agree on switching territory later, leaving Grimmjaw panting and exhausted for a moment so that they might come to amiable terms regarding how each of them would like to go about attacking him tomorrow night.
MS!Bleach
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MS!AkonxMayuri- Indulging
Akon humors the old man’s numerous fits of pique, his complaints about the indignity of this and the disrespect of that, the younger man smiling smugly to himself as all this goes on around him, knowing that if he moves in just right, that if he times it precisely, he can pounce with a good, solid kiss and make Mayuri sit down and shut up for at least as long as it takes for them to get their clothes back on.
MS!GinxGrimm- Essentially
Gin grins when he feels Grimmjaw harden in his hand despite the younger man’s snarled protests, the silver-haired Arrancar chuckling as he strokes his subordinate with infinite tenderness, stating quite simply, “See, Grimm-chan? All humans are essentially the same after all.”
MS!GinxGrimmxIll- Reminder
“Reminds me of what Ichimaru-sama and I did to Urqui,” Il Forte muses wickedly into his victim’s ear, fingers tracing the rim of Grimmjaw’s entrance as Gin stands by and admires the sight of the two younger men, Grimmjaw chained and spread before his captors as Il Forte lovingly prepares their snarling captive for Gin’s pleasure.
MS!AizenxUrqui- Morning
Aizen is very kind to him the morning after, indulges him with fond smiles and gentle touches, even going so far as to take a warm cloth to wipe the dried blood from the inside of Urquiola’s thigh as he praises the boy for his fortitude, for his good behavior and his wonderfully adorable brave front. After they’re all cleaned up, Aizen even orders a wheelchair brought up to take his courageous little one home in.
MS!ShunxJyuu- Taking Care of You For a Change
Jyuushirou might be the one nursing him back to health after his run in with Hirako a few days ago, but even still, Shunsui finds himself reaching out to comfort the other man-who is very obviously still distressed-apologizing with his eyes for causing his Jyuu-chan worry, because though his ribs hurt, seeing Ukitake fret like this is the most painful thing of all.
MS!UrquixGrimm- Potential
Out of the younger Arrancar, they have been considered as the two with the most potential, great things waiting for them as long as they abide by Aizen-sama’s rules, as long as they work hard for the organization, don’t let their emotions cloud their judgment, think first of serving the cause rather than their own selfish needs.
That being said, Grimmjaw looks at Urquiola and knows at that very second, that because of this brat, all his potential has pretty much gone down the tubes.
MS!AizenxUrquixGrimm- Family
He’s always saying that they’re family here, that they have to treat each other as such (with love and care and kindness) because if family doesn’t take care of you first, then you can be pretty damn sure no one else will either. But Grimmjaw is pretty fucking certain that normal families aren’t like this, the angry Arrancar watching as his leader removes his glasses and takes Urquiola into his lap, Grimmjaw powerless to do anything as he’s made to stand on the side and watch.
MS!GinxIzuru- Voices
Yumi can hear hushed voices coming from next door, the shouts of his neighbor and something sinister murmuring in concert just below that, the combination of which is strange enough, eerie enough, to send an unprecedented shudder down the pretty host’s spine when he wonders who could possibly be in there with Izuru.
MS!Shinji, Yumi- Typical
When Tetsu walks out of his room in a pair of oversized beige cargos and a grey workout tee, Yumi sighs and turns to Shinji (when the hell had they gotten here?), the pretty host murmuring, “You see? It’s like this all the time,” while Shinji shakes his head in agreement, grumbling, “typical.”
MS!Koma, Tou- Learning
They’d gone through the police academy together, Tousen facing racial slurs and Komamura religious ones throughout the course of their training, the two of them forging a kind of bond that he considered stronger than friendship as they’d learned together, gone through hell together, triumphed together. So on the day when Tousen is acquitted of his crime based on lack of evidence, on the day when the other detective hands in his badge forever, Komamura watches him go and learns that even after all they’d been through together, there are still dark, secret things in this world that can drive two people apart no matter how seemingly strong their relationship.
AizenxUrquixGrimm- Ice Cream!
Aizen smiles and laps at his vanilla cone happily, asking in that kindly fatherly tone of his, if his two little ones are satisfied with their treats. Urquiola beams and replies that yes, he is, sucking at the top of his cone in a way that makes Grimmjaw suspect that his bastard of a boss is doing this on purpose, just to fuck with him.
MS!GinxIl Forte- Proud
Gin thinks he's finally beginning to understand Aizen’s paternal pride in his subordinates after all this time, because on the day that Il Forte is finally able to take the silver-haired man to the hilt for the first time without gagging, he can’t remember ever being prouder.
MS!IkkaxShuu- Frustration
It starts with Ikkaku throwing the first punch, escalates when Shuuhei dodges and grabs his arm, spinning him around to pin it to his back. From there Ikkaku doesn’t remember much, just kicking out the bastard’s legs from under him and pinning him with his weight after considerable struggle, the bartender looking down at proudly defiant eyes as they’d paused for a moment to catch their breath like that. Then Shuuhei had snarled something about how much Ikkaku must be enjoying this and the other man had seen red, had grabbed Hisagi’s throat and would have choked the life out of him if he hadn’t been trying to kiss it out of him instead all of a sudden, lips smashed together as they’d poured every feeling of hate they’d ever had for one another into that one moment of acknowledgement, bruising lips and cutting gums and undoing pants, all escalating frantically until Yumichika had walked in, gasped, and promptly walked out.
MS!IkkaxShuuxYumi- Threesome
On Shuuhei and Ikkaku’s horrified (though admittedly cowed looks), Yumichika takes advantage of their guilt and reminds them of the unacceptable incident he’d walked in on last week, the pretty host thus declaring, “The three of us are going to have sex until both of your issues are worked out and I’m no longer horny from seeing you trying to kiss each other’s faces off.”
MS!AkonxMayuri- Problematic
His first instinct when he starts working with the upstart young man is that they’ll have problems-Mayuri can’t abide by egotistical know-nothings after all-and the too-smug way Akon smiles at him makes him lose him temper a little, to the point that one day, when they’re in the lab after hours of work and Akon declares that all the extra time he’s put in means he deserves a bonus, Mayuri sneers, stating that they don’t have extra funds to pet a little boy’s ego, the uttering of which leads to Akon smirking like he had been waiting for Mayuri to say exactly that, the younger researcher removing his lab coat and telling his superior quite matter-of-factly that no, his ego’s not exactly what he’d like to have pet right now.
MS!ShunxJyuu- Try It
When Jyuushirou smiles in exasperation and reiterates to Shunsui that he has no viable musical skills that he knows of, the pianist simply smiles at him and tugs Ukitake into his lap, taking Jyuushirou’s hand in his own and placing it atop the keys despite the white-haired man’s protests, Kyouraku leaning down close to his lover’s ear as they sit at the piano like that, his Jyuu-chan laughing helplessly when Shunsui murmurs, “Hey, how ‘bout we try making some beautiful music together then, hmmm?” teasingly into his ear.
MS!AkonMayu- Biting
The first time Akon kisses him Mayuri bites him savagely enough to make him bleed; the second time Akon kisses him, Mayuri doesn’t, because at that point he knows that the sick fuck likes it.
MS!GinxIzuru- Swear
He knows that he’s sworn allegiance- that his family has sworn allegiance- to the organization of the Vizords, knows that it’s the duty of his blood to obey its laws and serves its purposes, but he can’t help but think that when he looks at Ichimaru Gin, all the promises he’s made in the world don’t matter a bit because being with that man makes him for the moment, forget that he is part of a larger whole and has him believing for that very same breath in time, that he’s Kira Izuru too, and that Kira Izuru has selfish desires, has a conceited love in his heart that has nothing at all to do with his duty to the Vizords and everything to do with duty to himself, with duty to Ichimaru Gin.
MS!GinxGrimmy- Bitch
When he reflexively calls Ichimaru a “fucking cock-sucking queer-ass bitch,” Gin simply smiles and pushes Grimmjaw over the trashcan just a little bit more, leaning over to whisper, “Your statement is seventy-five percent right, Grimm-chan,” before letting the other Arrancar know exactly who the bitch is here.
MS!GinxGrimmyxAizen- Share
He hears the screams coming from the alleyway, and strolling along to investigate, witnesses Gin as he bends Grimmjaw over the nearest filthy trashcan, licking blood from the younger man’s chest before creating more, the two of them so immersed in their activities that they don’t even see Sousuke standing there, arms crossed and watching them. Frowning--Aizen doesn’t approve of this sort of behavior after all-the older man tsks aloud after a moment, clears his throat to make his presence known before asking, “Now Gin, what have I told you about sharing? Especially when you have guests?”
MS!GrimmyxUrqui- Love
Grimmjaw doesn’t believe in love-he’s seen too many people do unbelievably cruel shit to the people who they claim to love the most-- and that principle firmly in mind, he discovers that when it comes to Urquiola, the only words in his vocabulary he can come up with for what he feels is “not hate,” because “like” is too pansy and “love” is too dangerous.
MS!TetsuxYumi- Study Guide
Ikkaku might be scarred for life from walking in on it, but Yumi sees nothing wrong with helping Tetsu study for his anatomy test like this tonight, the pretty host happily nude in the name of good grades as he lets Tetsu trace the lines of his bones and muscles, the wide-eyed student memorizing then unconsciously, even though body parts that aren’t his cock and Yumi’s ass are probably the farthest thing from the taller man’s mind right now.
MS!TetsuxYumi- the Thigh Bone’s Connected to the...
Yumichika absently rubs at his pelvis like it’ll clue Tetsu in to the right response to his anatomy question, the pretty host not knowing that in having to watch the act, it’s simply backfiring on their study plans by making Tetsu incapable of concentrating on anything other than biting back the desire to shout “the horny bone!” before proceeding to and fuck Yumichika into the ground.
MS!AkonMayu, Nemu- Um...
She comes home early only to hear her father’s distressed shouts and angry curses reverberating from the study, and panicking, she rushes into the room, only to pause when Mayuri and Akon both whirl around, red-faced and panting on top of her father’s desk. She blushes, bows, and quickly murmurs, “Excuse me. I’ll…go prepare tea for…whenever you’re done,” before retreating from the room.
MS!ShuuxYumi- Right There
Shuuhei’s last, frantic words are, “Stay right there, I’m coming to pick you up!” before the phone goes dead in Yumi’s hand, leaving the pretty host to roll his eyes and nudge his unconscious, would-be robber of a low-ranked Arrancar with his foot, Yumi unable to help but wonder why his boyfriend always thinks he’s completely helpless in these types of situations.
MS!TetsuxKira- Neighbors
After their second date, when they’re naked and horny and rolling around together on Izuru’s living room floor, Tetsu can’t help but think to himself that he sure is glad Yumi’s neighbors are friendly.
MS!Tetsu, Shuuhei- You
They glare at each other from across the expanse of Yumi’s hallway for a moment, before Shuuhei sighs and turns away from Tetsu, knowing that this is better, that this is right. “You better take care of him,” is all he says before he leaves, this time for good.
MS!Ikkaku, Renji, Tetsu- Sharing
Yumi sighs and eyes his three boys, seeing that for the first, Ikkaku’s shirt, Tetsu’s pants, and Renji’s bandana makes up one outfit, and on the second, Tetsu’s jacket, Ikkaku’s pants, Renji’s shoes and (oddly enough) Kenpachi’s shirt, while the last boasts Ikkaku’s boxers, Tetsu’s wife-beater, and --was that… it was-- Yumi’s hair tie.
He decides that he’s going to have to take the three of them shopping sometime soon, before they all start to smell like each other too.
MS!GrimmxUrqui- Nemu
“Don’t see why you always gotta spend time with the stupid little bitch,” Grimmjaw snarls, earning him a fierce glare from Urquiola given the fact that the aforementioned stupid little bitch is… right next to them.
MS!GinxKira- Baiting
“And this ‘s my kitchen,” Gin starts uninterestedly, letting Kira only take a cursory glance before padding on, “This ‘s the dining room, the living room, bathroom, closet, guest room, study… ah… and the bedroom. Let’s take a look in there, na?”
MS!TetsuYumi- Ikkaku
“Very funny, assholes!” Ikkaku shouts over the phone, hanging up in annoyance after the little display of over-acted porn noises Yumi and Tetsu saw fit to grace him with when he’d called- worried about his MIA roommate-to check up on where the big idiot was.
MS!Ikkaku, Kenpachi- What the HELL did you do?
Several broken tables, a crate of shattered glasses, and four busted windows later and Ikkaku’s left (standing, luckily) alone in the Brigand, feeling very small despite his victory in tonight’s huge brawl given that Kenpachi is staring at him from the doorway right now, the larger man cracking his knuckles and getting a look in his eye that says he’s gonna pay back every broken thing in the bar not only out of the bald idiot’s salary, but out of his body as well.
MS!TetsuxYumi- Booty Call
When his cell rings at three am, Tetsu grunts in annoyance and looks at the display, waking slightly when he sees Yumi’s number flashing there. Answering quickly, the first words that greet him from the other end are, “Mmm… baby, I’m horny…” causing him to blink as all the blood in his brain promptly rushes straight to his groin.
“Er…Yumi?” he poses, choking on his own air a little as the words come out.
There’s a pause on the other end of the line, and then an embarrassed, “Oh my, I’m sorry Tetsu, I must have hit the wrong speed dial…. Um…sorry to wake you!”
Click.
Tetsu groans and slumps in his bed, tossing his phone onto the ground and looking forlornly at the tent in his boxers, before sighing and moving to takie care of the problem himself (not like it’s anything new anyway).
MS!Tetsu- Private Time
Having woken up from yet another unfulfilled wet dream, Tetsu grumbles and pads into the bathroom like the practiced veteran he is, a porn magazine tucked under one arm and a bottle of lotion-the same kind Yumi uses-in his other hand, shutting the door behind him and thinking to himself that he really needs to stop these constant, embarrassing flashbacks to when he was thirteen and couldn’t control his hormones for the life of him.
MS!YumixTetsu- Private Time
Oddly enough the porn magazine is doing nothing for him at the moment, and confused (and horny), Tetsu frowns when he realizes why the big breasted babes in the latest Playboy just aren’t cutting it for him right now. Sighing in a resigned fashion, he closes his eyes and just lets himself go, imaging a graceful, tiny body, pale skin, a cute, gropable ass, smiling lips, sparkling eyes and a sweet voice calling his name in his ear as he….
“Nnnngh!!!”
MS!Tetsu, Ikkaku, Renji- Fuckin' Roommates
Ikkaku and Renji’s eyes both shoot open simultaneously when they hear Tetsu’s overwhelming groan of relief from the bathroom, and snarling, Renji pulls his pillow down over his head, trying desperately not to think about what could have caused Tetsu to shout like that while Ikkaku, in a different vein, curses and throws something heavy at his closed door, screaming “God fuckin’ dammit, Tetsu! Can you try and control your pathetic Yumi-lovin’ ass while the rest of us are tryin’ to get some damned shut eye?”
HunterxHunter
Killua, Gon- 17 Part 3
Leorio doesn’t quite know what to say upon hearing Gon’s revelation, and turning to a red-faced Killua, the doctor ends up stammering, “Um, well… just ah, just for the record Killua…um…stuff like that…it isn’t er…well, it isn’t exactly supposed to come off like an attack..”
One Piece
ZoroxSanji- WHACK
The guy who gives Sanji’s ass a firm slap in the bar only has time to meep rather pathetically when a foot and the flat of a blade simultaneously arc towards him, both blows landing and sending him back several feet, leaving Zoro and Sanji glaring at each other by the bar because the blonde can take care of himself (“goddammit!”) and the swordsman likes to protect what’s his (“you shitty ass love-chef!”)
ZoroxSanji- Booty Call
Zoro, unable to stand it anymore, shouts, “OI LOVE CHEF! I’M HORNY!” across the deck, causing Sanji to snarl and storm up from the galley, determined that the only thing Zoro’s booty is going to get today is a swift kick or two to go with the ones he’s going to give the idiot marimo’s head.
Kurama, Yukina- On Dealing with His Youkai
When Yukina asks him how he gets on in the human world like he does, Kurama merely smiles and sips his tea, telling her that it's not as difficult for a demon to get on here as she might thing-- for example, he's started quite the lucrative gardening business.
Firefly
JaynexMal, River- ...Damn that Girl
After much effort and tomfoolery they’d managed to get Jayne snuck back to his bunk without anyone noticing, though all the hard work was promptly squashed like some stupid little bug when River smiled, walked up to them, and pointed to Jayne and then to Mal in turn, stating “top” and “bottom” as she did.
And that's me popping Grammar one in the nose. XD
Bleach
3x6x9- Pr0nwaffles!
“Oh god,” Shuuhei murmurs when he sees that Kira and Renji have both-without asking- gone ahead and dug through the ice box for food, the two of them each with waffle bits left on their plates and a strange feeling beginning to wash over them as they sit and digest.
The ninth division vice-captain wonders if he should tell them that Yumi’s been experimenting with food lately, using some great aphrodisiacs he’d found in the human world on his last mission there to make up special snacks for special occasions between he and Shuuhei.
His two friends, here in preparation for tonight’s game night, have just eaten the last of Yumichika’s (aptly named) “porn waffles”, and Shuuhei, steeling himself for a full out attack, knows that things are only going to get ugly (or horny, rather) from here on out.
ShunxJyuu- Spankings
When Shunsui asks, “Na, Jyuu-chan, are you ever a little disturbed when Yama-jii threatens to spank us?” out of the blue one summer afternoon, Jyuushirou blinks oddly upon hearing the question, the white-haired man wondering for a moment, what his friend could possibly mean by asking that.
But all it takes is one look at Shunsui’s smarmy grin, and smacking the taller man as realization abruptly dawns, Jyuushirou wrinkles his nose and tells his lover matter-of-factly, that he would never like to think of that ever again, thank you.
KenseixShinji- Unravel
It’s fun to see how much he can tease before Kensei falls apart completely- Hirako especially likes to smile and put a hand on the other man’s shoulder here or brush by him very close there, wink and grin until Kensei glares and averts his eyes first- the blonde Vizord waiting for the moment when the other man snaps and his façade comes undone, when he finally growls and grabs Shinji and stops looking away for once. The both of them have braved and defeated the Hollow inside already, and Shinji thinks that maybe now it’s time to try and face the man.
KisukexShunsuixJyuushirou- Motion
Ukitake moans in disbelief when he feels Shunsui stirring at him from one side and Kisuke petting him from the other-again-- and when he turns questioning, slightly incredulous eyes to the blonde at his left, Kisuke smiles mischievously and nuzzles Jyuushirou’s ear, explaining that he shouldn’t act so surprised, “it’s merely science at work here, Jyuu-chan- bodies in motion tend to want to stay in motion, after all.”
IkkakuxKira- Uke!Ikkaku
Kira, upon distracting Ikkaku by taking him all the way to the hilt with his mouth, manages to slip two slick fingers inside before Madarame freezes and blinks, the bald shinigami biting back the “HOLY GOD WHAT THE SHIT?” on the tip of his tongue just long enough for Kira to take advantage of the other man’s surprise and give a nice little twist of his wrist, hitting that special spot deep inside and resulting in those very words shouted at the top of the bald man’s lungs shortly thereafter anyway, though this time, there’s a rather satisfying “FUCK YEAH!!!” tacked on to the end of it as well.
ByakuyaxRenji- Exhibitionist
When Renji tells Byakuya he thinks it’d be a little hot if taichou didn’t put his scarf on today, if he walked around with those mouth-shaped bruises on his neck out in the open for the world to see, Byakuya scoffs at the redhead and quite plainly tells him it’s not very fair of Renji to expect him to go about displaying Abarai’s marks to everyone’s view unless Renji does the same in return, and in that vein, does the redhead really want to have to walk around Seireitei without any pants on?
3x6x9- Persistence.
Kira’s cheeks are red from exertion, the blonde not sure he can take much more without gagging- Renji and Shuuhei’s expectant looks spur him on however, and he strains to fit more inside, the third division vice-captain relaxing his throat muscles as much as possible to do as they wish-and with a pathetic whimper, he grabs another marshmallow and shoves it bodily into his mouth, even managing a warbled, “Cbubbby Vummy” in the process, much to the delight of his cohorts.
AizenxGin- Capricious
Gin thinks it’s rather cute of Aizen, how the other man can’t make up his mind and calls Hinamori and Ichimaru to his bed in turns, indecisive between sweet smiles and soft, young curves or hard muscle and laughing, all-too knowing eyes. If Ichimaru wasn’t so amused by it all he thinks he would kill Hinamori, just to see what Aizen would do, but given that his former captain’s dalliances allow him more time to spend with his cute Kira-chan, he can’t say that he minds very much.
GinxIzuru- Hedonistic
“Maa…maybe I’ve spoiled you too much,” Gin murmurs, Kira looking up at him in embarrassment as the silver-haired captain licks remnants of the blonde’s early release from his hands, telling his Kira-chan that really, his little vice-captain is so selfish for thinking only of his own pleasure just now, for coming at his leisure without a single thought spared to his captain, who is left hard and wanting and plainly dissatisfied.
Kira bows his head in shame and murmurs a red-faced apology, before obediently lowering his head to Ichimaru’s lap and making up for his indiscretion.
Shuuhei, Iba- Thrown Together
“The hell is it?” Shuuhei asks, blinking as Iba nervously tries to present him with whatever it is he and the rest of the guys managed to run around and throw together during their break, the sight of which makes Hisagi kind of wish that they’d just own up and admit that they’d forgotten his birthday and be done with it. Truth be told, he doesn’t even mind all that much, considering the gift Yumi gave him last night, this morning, and in a ninth division storage closet during their hour long lunch break not fifteen minutes ago.
Kensei, Ichigo- Coincidences
Kensei didn’t like the kid, not at first, but all it took to fix that was a random revelation about the both of them liking One Piece one day, and after that it was pretty much smooth sailing from there between the two hotheads, leaving Shinji to shake his head in disbelief and marvel at this strange and frightening thing called “thug mentality.”
ShunsuixJyuushirou- Absolutes
It doesn’t bother Jyuushirou when the other man flirts with pretty women, because if there is one thing in the universe he knows inside and out, it’s Shunsui, and no matter how pretty the girl, how receptive to his attentions she may be, come evening time, Jyuushirou is absolutely certain that the other captain will return to his side with nothing more than a fond story of his encounter that day as they ready for bed, lying down beside the white-haired man and smiling in a way that Jyuushirou also knows the objects of Shunsui’s daily flirtations will never be privy to.
AizenxGrim- Break
Aizen tsks when the bone in Grimmjaw’s remaining arm breaks and he cries out, the Arrankar leader thrusting his hips savagely before calmly telling his subordinate, “Please try not to be so loud, Grimmjaw…others are sleeping at this hour you know.”
GrimmyxUrqui- Protect
Grimmjaw watches the smug way the little bastard walks around Hueco Mundo, how he looks down at everyone else just because he’s Aizen-sama’s favorite, and the one-armed Arrankar snarls at that, thinking that the shorty is going to have to find a way to protect himself from him because the moment he’s not looking, Urquiola’s ass is his.
LisaxHiyori- Heat
“Holy shit,” Hiroyi exclaims when Lisa presses the smaller girl’s hands to the damp, heated space between her legs, “is it supposed to do that?”
GinxGrimmxAizen- Mine
They each stake claims on part of him like he’s conquered land, Gin taking his mouth with savage force while Aizen fucks him from down below, the two never meeting but to agree on switching territory later, leaving Grimmjaw panting and exhausted for a moment so that they might come to amiable terms regarding how each of them would like to go about attacking him tomorrow night.
MS!Bleach
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MS!AkonxMayuri- Indulging
Akon humors the old man’s numerous fits of pique, his complaints about the indignity of this and the disrespect of that, the younger man smiling smugly to himself as all this goes on around him, knowing that if he moves in just right, that if he times it precisely, he can pounce with a good, solid kiss and make Mayuri sit down and shut up for at least as long as it takes for them to get their clothes back on.
MS!GinxGrimm- Essentially
Gin grins when he feels Grimmjaw harden in his hand despite the younger man’s snarled protests, the silver-haired Arrancar chuckling as he strokes his subordinate with infinite tenderness, stating quite simply, “See, Grimm-chan? All humans are essentially the same after all.”
MS!GinxGrimmxIll- Reminder
“Reminds me of what Ichimaru-sama and I did to Urqui,” Il Forte muses wickedly into his victim’s ear, fingers tracing the rim of Grimmjaw’s entrance as Gin stands by and admires the sight of the two younger men, Grimmjaw chained and spread before his captors as Il Forte lovingly prepares their snarling captive for Gin’s pleasure.
MS!AizenxUrqui- Morning
Aizen is very kind to him the morning after, indulges him with fond smiles and gentle touches, even going so far as to take a warm cloth to wipe the dried blood from the inside of Urquiola’s thigh as he praises the boy for his fortitude, for his good behavior and his wonderfully adorable brave front. After they’re all cleaned up, Aizen even orders a wheelchair brought up to take his courageous little one home in.
MS!ShunxJyuu- Taking Care of You For a Change
Jyuushirou might be the one nursing him back to health after his run in with Hirako a few days ago, but even still, Shunsui finds himself reaching out to comfort the other man-who is very obviously still distressed-apologizing with his eyes for causing his Jyuu-chan worry, because though his ribs hurt, seeing Ukitake fret like this is the most painful thing of all.
MS!UrquixGrimm- Potential
Out of the younger Arrancar, they have been considered as the two with the most potential, great things waiting for them as long as they abide by Aizen-sama’s rules, as long as they work hard for the organization, don’t let their emotions cloud their judgment, think first of serving the cause rather than their own selfish needs.
That being said, Grimmjaw looks at Urquiola and knows at that very second, that because of this brat, all his potential has pretty much gone down the tubes.
MS!AizenxUrquixGrimm- Family
He’s always saying that they’re family here, that they have to treat each other as such (with love and care and kindness) because if family doesn’t take care of you first, then you can be pretty damn sure no one else will either. But Grimmjaw is pretty fucking certain that normal families aren’t like this, the angry Arrancar watching as his leader removes his glasses and takes Urquiola into his lap, Grimmjaw powerless to do anything as he’s made to stand on the side and watch.
MS!GinxIzuru- Voices
Yumi can hear hushed voices coming from next door, the shouts of his neighbor and something sinister murmuring in concert just below that, the combination of which is strange enough, eerie enough, to send an unprecedented shudder down the pretty host’s spine when he wonders who could possibly be in there with Izuru.
MS!Shinji, Yumi- Typical
When Tetsu walks out of his room in a pair of oversized beige cargos and a grey workout tee, Yumi sighs and turns to Shinji (when the hell had they gotten here?), the pretty host murmuring, “You see? It’s like this all the time,” while Shinji shakes his head in agreement, grumbling, “typical.”
MS!Koma, Tou- Learning
They’d gone through the police academy together, Tousen facing racial slurs and Komamura religious ones throughout the course of their training, the two of them forging a kind of bond that he considered stronger than friendship as they’d learned together, gone through hell together, triumphed together. So on the day when Tousen is acquitted of his crime based on lack of evidence, on the day when the other detective hands in his badge forever, Komamura watches him go and learns that even after all they’d been through together, there are still dark, secret things in this world that can drive two people apart no matter how seemingly strong their relationship.
AizenxUrquixGrimm- Ice Cream!
Aizen smiles and laps at his vanilla cone happily, asking in that kindly fatherly tone of his, if his two little ones are satisfied with their treats. Urquiola beams and replies that yes, he is, sucking at the top of his cone in a way that makes Grimmjaw suspect that his bastard of a boss is doing this on purpose, just to fuck with him.
MS!GinxIl Forte- Proud
Gin thinks he's finally beginning to understand Aizen’s paternal pride in his subordinates after all this time, because on the day that Il Forte is finally able to take the silver-haired man to the hilt for the first time without gagging, he can’t remember ever being prouder.
MS!IkkaxShuu- Frustration
It starts with Ikkaku throwing the first punch, escalates when Shuuhei dodges and grabs his arm, spinning him around to pin it to his back. From there Ikkaku doesn’t remember much, just kicking out the bastard’s legs from under him and pinning him with his weight after considerable struggle, the bartender looking down at proudly defiant eyes as they’d paused for a moment to catch their breath like that. Then Shuuhei had snarled something about how much Ikkaku must be enjoying this and the other man had seen red, had grabbed Hisagi’s throat and would have choked the life out of him if he hadn’t been trying to kiss it out of him instead all of a sudden, lips smashed together as they’d poured every feeling of hate they’d ever had for one another into that one moment of acknowledgement, bruising lips and cutting gums and undoing pants, all escalating frantically until Yumichika had walked in, gasped, and promptly walked out.
MS!IkkaxShuuxYumi- Threesome
On Shuuhei and Ikkaku’s horrified (though admittedly cowed looks), Yumichika takes advantage of their guilt and reminds them of the unacceptable incident he’d walked in on last week, the pretty host thus declaring, “The three of us are going to have sex until both of your issues are worked out and I’m no longer horny from seeing you trying to kiss each other’s faces off.”
MS!AkonxMayuri- Problematic
His first instinct when he starts working with the upstart young man is that they’ll have problems-Mayuri can’t abide by egotistical know-nothings after all-and the too-smug way Akon smiles at him makes him lose him temper a little, to the point that one day, when they’re in the lab after hours of work and Akon declares that all the extra time he’s put in means he deserves a bonus, Mayuri sneers, stating that they don’t have extra funds to pet a little boy’s ego, the uttering of which leads to Akon smirking like he had been waiting for Mayuri to say exactly that, the younger researcher removing his lab coat and telling his superior quite matter-of-factly that no, his ego’s not exactly what he’d like to have pet right now.
MS!ShunxJyuu- Try It
When Jyuushirou smiles in exasperation and reiterates to Shunsui that he has no viable musical skills that he knows of, the pianist simply smiles at him and tugs Ukitake into his lap, taking Jyuushirou’s hand in his own and placing it atop the keys despite the white-haired man’s protests, Kyouraku leaning down close to his lover’s ear as they sit at the piano like that, his Jyuu-chan laughing helplessly when Shunsui murmurs, “Hey, how ‘bout we try making some beautiful music together then, hmmm?” teasingly into his ear.
MS!AkonMayu- Biting
The first time Akon kisses him Mayuri bites him savagely enough to make him bleed; the second time Akon kisses him, Mayuri doesn’t, because at that point he knows that the sick fuck likes it.
MS!GinxIzuru- Swear
He knows that he’s sworn allegiance- that his family has sworn allegiance- to the organization of the Vizords, knows that it’s the duty of his blood to obey its laws and serves its purposes, but he can’t help but think that when he looks at Ichimaru Gin, all the promises he’s made in the world don’t matter a bit because being with that man makes him for the moment, forget that he is part of a larger whole and has him believing for that very same breath in time, that he’s Kira Izuru too, and that Kira Izuru has selfish desires, has a conceited love in his heart that has nothing at all to do with his duty to the Vizords and everything to do with duty to himself, with duty to Ichimaru Gin.
MS!GinxGrimmy- Bitch
When he reflexively calls Ichimaru a “fucking cock-sucking queer-ass bitch,” Gin simply smiles and pushes Grimmjaw over the trashcan just a little bit more, leaning over to whisper, “Your statement is seventy-five percent right, Grimm-chan,” before letting the other Arrancar know exactly who the bitch is here.
MS!GinxGrimmyxAizen- Share
He hears the screams coming from the alleyway, and strolling along to investigate, witnesses Gin as he bends Grimmjaw over the nearest filthy trashcan, licking blood from the younger man’s chest before creating more, the two of them so immersed in their activities that they don’t even see Sousuke standing there, arms crossed and watching them. Frowning--Aizen doesn’t approve of this sort of behavior after all-the older man tsks aloud after a moment, clears his throat to make his presence known before asking, “Now Gin, what have I told you about sharing? Especially when you have guests?”
MS!GrimmyxUrqui- Love
Grimmjaw doesn’t believe in love-he’s seen too many people do unbelievably cruel shit to the people who they claim to love the most-- and that principle firmly in mind, he discovers that when it comes to Urquiola, the only words in his vocabulary he can come up with for what he feels is “not hate,” because “like” is too pansy and “love” is too dangerous.
MS!TetsuxYumi- Study Guide
Ikkaku might be scarred for life from walking in on it, but Yumi sees nothing wrong with helping Tetsu study for his anatomy test like this tonight, the pretty host happily nude in the name of good grades as he lets Tetsu trace the lines of his bones and muscles, the wide-eyed student memorizing then unconsciously, even though body parts that aren’t his cock and Yumi’s ass are probably the farthest thing from the taller man’s mind right now.
MS!TetsuxYumi- the Thigh Bone’s Connected to the...
Yumichika absently rubs at his pelvis like it’ll clue Tetsu in to the right response to his anatomy question, the pretty host not knowing that in having to watch the act, it’s simply backfiring on their study plans by making Tetsu incapable of concentrating on anything other than biting back the desire to shout “the horny bone!” before proceeding to and fuck Yumichika into the ground.
MS!AkonMayu, Nemu- Um...
She comes home early only to hear her father’s distressed shouts and angry curses reverberating from the study, and panicking, she rushes into the room, only to pause when Mayuri and Akon both whirl around, red-faced and panting on top of her father’s desk. She blushes, bows, and quickly murmurs, “Excuse me. I’ll…go prepare tea for…whenever you’re done,” before retreating from the room.
MS!ShuuxYumi- Right There
Shuuhei’s last, frantic words are, “Stay right there, I’m coming to pick you up!” before the phone goes dead in Yumi’s hand, leaving the pretty host to roll his eyes and nudge his unconscious, would-be robber of a low-ranked Arrancar with his foot, Yumi unable to help but wonder why his boyfriend always thinks he’s completely helpless in these types of situations.
MS!TetsuxKira- Neighbors
After their second date, when they’re naked and horny and rolling around together on Izuru’s living room floor, Tetsu can’t help but think to himself that he sure is glad Yumi’s neighbors are friendly.
MS!Tetsu, Shuuhei- You
They glare at each other from across the expanse of Yumi’s hallway for a moment, before Shuuhei sighs and turns away from Tetsu, knowing that this is better, that this is right. “You better take care of him,” is all he says before he leaves, this time for good.
MS!Ikkaku, Renji, Tetsu- Sharing
Yumi sighs and eyes his three boys, seeing that for the first, Ikkaku’s shirt, Tetsu’s pants, and Renji’s bandana makes up one outfit, and on the second, Tetsu’s jacket, Ikkaku’s pants, Renji’s shoes and (oddly enough) Kenpachi’s shirt, while the last boasts Ikkaku’s boxers, Tetsu’s wife-beater, and --was that… it was-- Yumi’s hair tie.
He decides that he’s going to have to take the three of them shopping sometime soon, before they all start to smell like each other too.
MS!GrimmxUrqui- Nemu
“Don’t see why you always gotta spend time with the stupid little bitch,” Grimmjaw snarls, earning him a fierce glare from Urquiola given the fact that the aforementioned stupid little bitch is… right next to them.
MS!GinxKira- Baiting
“And this ‘s my kitchen,” Gin starts uninterestedly, letting Kira only take a cursory glance before padding on, “This ‘s the dining room, the living room, bathroom, closet, guest room, study… ah… and the bedroom. Let’s take a look in there, na?”
MS!TetsuYumi- Ikkaku
“Very funny, assholes!” Ikkaku shouts over the phone, hanging up in annoyance after the little display of over-acted porn noises Yumi and Tetsu saw fit to grace him with when he’d called- worried about his MIA roommate-to check up on where the big idiot was.
MS!Ikkaku, Kenpachi- What the HELL did you do?
Several broken tables, a crate of shattered glasses, and four busted windows later and Ikkaku’s left (standing, luckily) alone in the Brigand, feeling very small despite his victory in tonight’s huge brawl given that Kenpachi is staring at him from the doorway right now, the larger man cracking his knuckles and getting a look in his eye that says he’s gonna pay back every broken thing in the bar not only out of the bald idiot’s salary, but out of his body as well.
MS!TetsuxYumi- Booty Call
When his cell rings at three am, Tetsu grunts in annoyance and looks at the display, waking slightly when he sees Yumi’s number flashing there. Answering quickly, the first words that greet him from the other end are, “Mmm… baby, I’m horny…” causing him to blink as all the blood in his brain promptly rushes straight to his groin.
“Er…Yumi?” he poses, choking on his own air a little as the words come out.
There’s a pause on the other end of the line, and then an embarrassed, “Oh my, I’m sorry Tetsu, I must have hit the wrong speed dial…. Um…sorry to wake you!”
Click.
Tetsu groans and slumps in his bed, tossing his phone onto the ground and looking forlornly at the tent in his boxers, before sighing and moving to takie care of the problem himself (not like it’s anything new anyway).
MS!Tetsu- Private Time
Having woken up from yet another unfulfilled wet dream, Tetsu grumbles and pads into the bathroom like the practiced veteran he is, a porn magazine tucked under one arm and a bottle of lotion-the same kind Yumi uses-in his other hand, shutting the door behind him and thinking to himself that he really needs to stop these constant, embarrassing flashbacks to when he was thirteen and couldn’t control his hormones for the life of him.
MS!YumixTetsu- Private Time
Oddly enough the porn magazine is doing nothing for him at the moment, and confused (and horny), Tetsu frowns when he realizes why the big breasted babes in the latest Playboy just aren’t cutting it for him right now. Sighing in a resigned fashion, he closes his eyes and just lets himself go, imaging a graceful, tiny body, pale skin, a cute, gropable ass, smiling lips, sparkling eyes and a sweet voice calling his name in his ear as he….
“Nnnngh!!!”
MS!Tetsu, Ikkaku, Renji- Fuckin' Roommates
Ikkaku and Renji’s eyes both shoot open simultaneously when they hear Tetsu’s overwhelming groan of relief from the bathroom, and snarling, Renji pulls his pillow down over his head, trying desperately not to think about what could have caused Tetsu to shout like that while Ikkaku, in a different vein, curses and throws something heavy at his closed door, screaming “God fuckin’ dammit, Tetsu! Can you try and control your pathetic Yumi-lovin’ ass while the rest of us are tryin’ to get some damned shut eye?”
HunterxHunter
Killua, Gon- 17 Part 3
Leorio doesn’t quite know what to say upon hearing Gon’s revelation, and turning to a red-faced Killua, the doctor ends up stammering, “Um, well… just ah, just for the record Killua…um…stuff like that…it isn’t er…well, it isn’t exactly supposed to come off like an attack..”
One Piece
ZoroxSanji- WHACK
The guy who gives Sanji’s ass a firm slap in the bar only has time to meep rather pathetically when a foot and the flat of a blade simultaneously arc towards him, both blows landing and sending him back several feet, leaving Zoro and Sanji glaring at each other by the bar because the blonde can take care of himself (“goddammit!”) and the swordsman likes to protect what’s his (“you shitty ass love-chef!”)
ZoroxSanji- Booty Call
Zoro, unable to stand it anymore, shouts, “OI LOVE CHEF! I’M HORNY!” across the deck, causing Sanji to snarl and storm up from the galley, determined that the only thing Zoro’s booty is going to get today is a swift kick or two to go with the ones he’s going to give the idiot marimo’s head.
Kurama, Yukina- On Dealing with His Youkai
When Yukina asks him how he gets on in the human world like he does, Kurama merely smiles and sips his tea, telling her that it's not as difficult for a demon to get on here as she might thing-- for example, he's started quite the lucrative gardening business.
Firefly
JaynexMal, River- ...Damn that Girl
After much effort and tomfoolery they’d managed to get Jayne snuck back to his bunk without anyone noticing, though all the hard work was promptly squashed like some stupid little bug when River smiled, walked up to them, and pointed to Jayne and then to Mal in turn, stating “top” and “bottom” as she did.
And that's me popping Grammar one in the nose. XD