Bleach and One Piece Liners
Okay, so last night while I was being a loser and totally staying in and on the computer well past midnight, I asked a couple of friends to give me one-liner prompts so I could practice. Here are the results:
Isshin, Rukia- Moving in
As Isshin assured her that the Kurosaki family had a long tradition of special moving-in-day outfits that they absolutely had to wear, Ichigo slapped a hand to his forehead and tried not to imagine how Rukia would look in the bunny ears and the maid outfit.
Byakuya, Renji- the Talk
When, after their first (admittedly drunken) night together, Renji grew panicky come morning and asked, “Ya aren’t uh, ya aren’t gonna get pregnant or anything, are ya, taichou?” Byakuya sighed and sat the redhead down, deciding that perhaps they needed to have a little talk.
Aizen- Inscrutable
When Gin asked one day in bed, why taichou never removed his glasses during sex, Aizen smiled indulgently and said, “Otherwise, I can’t see where I’m going.”
369- Crocodile tears
When Renji said something insensitive and Kira’s eyes began to well with those big fat tears of his, Shuuhei growled and reflexively smacked the redhead upside the head.
GinxKira- Afterthought (Rated PG-15)
Gin, finishing with a jerk of his hips, pulled back and looked down between Kira’s quivering thighs, smiling as he said, “Na, Kira-chan… you’d best take care of that soon, ne?”
Hitsugaya, Hinamori- Amusement Park
While Hinamori assured him it was okay and they could go on the less scary coasters instead, Histugaya sulked and glowered at the “You Must be This Tall to Ride” signs.
Luffy, Nami- Oranges
She wasn’t insulted by the fact that he was imitating her so much as the fact that he’d stolen two of her oranges and stuffed them down the front of his vest, crookedly.
Zoro, Sanji- Ninjas
When Zoro and Sanji found themselves surrounded by a band of angry ninjas, the chef tried his best to diffuse the situation diplomatically-- at least, up until the point where Zoro snorted, “You call those blades?” and held up his pinky to indicate what he thought of their kunai.
So...I'm still not very confident about these, but enough that I can give it a shot, I suppose. And since it's a new year and I want to start it off right, and maybe make some new friends, I think I'll do the request meme right here right now.
So if you have a request and feel like it's worth it to waste an idea by giving it to me, I'll do my best to make it work (though I can't promise it won't run away with me and you'll get more than one line... ^^;; I'm not very concise). *cough* Anyway...
Give me a character or characters and a theme, and I'll try my hardest to come up with something vaguely coherent.
Universes I know:
Bleach
One Piece (at least, up until episode 166)
Fruits Basket (my memory is rocky though, and I only know up to vol 9 of the manga)
Eyeshield 21 (through episode 29 of the anime)
Gravitation
Naruto (through the Chuunin exam)
Petshop of Horrors
Yu Yu Hakusho
Weiss Kreuz (but only the anime, really... ^^;;)
Universes I'm willing to try but will probably suck at:
Saiyuki
Get Backers
Wolf's Rain
Eerie Queerie
Legal Drug
Firefly (is this allowed? Why the hell not, right?)
Anyway, go for it! Say hello, make a request, hell, try and stump me if you want ^^;;.
Erm...and people I owe gift fic to? I'm so sorry. I'll probably close this off tomorrow so I can spend the rest of my break trying to figure out your stories, promise.
^^;;
Isshin, Rukia- Moving in
As Isshin assured her that the Kurosaki family had a long tradition of special moving-in-day outfits that they absolutely had to wear, Ichigo slapped a hand to his forehead and tried not to imagine how Rukia would look in the bunny ears and the maid outfit.
Byakuya, Renji- the Talk
When, after their first (admittedly drunken) night together, Renji grew panicky come morning and asked, “Ya aren’t uh, ya aren’t gonna get pregnant or anything, are ya, taichou?” Byakuya sighed and sat the redhead down, deciding that perhaps they needed to have a little talk.
Aizen- Inscrutable
When Gin asked one day in bed, why taichou never removed his glasses during sex, Aizen smiled indulgently and said, “Otherwise, I can’t see where I’m going.”
369- Crocodile tears
When Renji said something insensitive and Kira’s eyes began to well with those big fat tears of his, Shuuhei growled and reflexively smacked the redhead upside the head.
GinxKira- Afterthought (Rated PG-15)
Gin, finishing with a jerk of his hips, pulled back and looked down between Kira’s quivering thighs, smiling as he said, “Na, Kira-chan… you’d best take care of that soon, ne?”
Hitsugaya, Hinamori- Amusement Park
While Hinamori assured him it was okay and they could go on the less scary coasters instead, Histugaya sulked and glowered at the “You Must be This Tall to Ride” signs.
Luffy, Nami- Oranges
She wasn’t insulted by the fact that he was imitating her so much as the fact that he’d stolen two of her oranges and stuffed them down the front of his vest, crookedly.
Zoro, Sanji- Ninjas
When Zoro and Sanji found themselves surrounded by a band of angry ninjas, the chef tried his best to diffuse the situation diplomatically-- at least, up until the point where Zoro snorted, “You call those blades?” and held up his pinky to indicate what he thought of their kunai.
So...I'm still not very confident about these, but enough that I can give it a shot, I suppose. And since it's a new year and I want to start it off right, and maybe make some new friends, I think I'll do the request meme right here right now.
So if you have a request and feel like it's worth it to waste an idea by giving it to me, I'll do my best to make it work (though I can't promise it won't run away with me and you'll get more than one line... ^^;; I'm not very concise). *cough* Anyway...
Give me a character or characters and a theme, and I'll try my hardest to come up with something vaguely coherent.
Universes I know:
Bleach
One Piece (at least, up until episode 166)
Fruits Basket (my memory is rocky though, and I only know up to vol 9 of the manga)
Eyeshield 21 (through episode 29 of the anime)
Gravitation
Naruto (through the Chuunin exam)
Petshop of Horrors
Yu Yu Hakusho
Weiss Kreuz (but only the anime, really... ^^;;)
Universes I'm willing to try but will probably suck at:
Saiyuki
Get Backers
Wolf's Rain
Eerie Queerie
Legal Drug
Firefly (is this allowed? Why the hell not, right?)
Anyway, go for it! Say hello, make a request, hell, try and stump me if you want ^^;;.
Erm...and people I owe gift fic to? I'm so sorry. I'll probably close this off tomorrow so I can spend the rest of my break trying to figure out your stories, promise.
^^;;