JE/NewS- "Five Times NewS Members Save Massu from Recommen"

Feb 23, 2008 16:24

Title: Five Times NewS Members Save Massu from Recommen
Universe: JE/ NewS
Theme/Topic: What might have happened if other NewS members had been there with Massu that night.
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: NewSxMassu (Yokoyama and Murakami cameos and mention of Matchy)
Warnings/Spoilers: Stupidity, OOC, me being too sensitive probably.
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matchy, koyama, je, murakami, massu, yamapi, news, tegoshi, shige, yokoyama, ryo, kanjani 8

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ayumwu February 24 2008, 02:51:42 UTC
I BURIED MY FACE IN MY HANDS WHEN I READ THE TRANSLATION OF THAT WEEK'S RECOMEN. >< YOKOHINA ARE TERRIBLE. I was just like, oh god Yoko, you don't go and ask whether someone's mother's boobs are big! *slaps Yoko*

I loved how the rest of NEWS activate their almighty member-ai.

1. I loved how Shige just bombarded them with big words and confused the heck out of YokoHina. They're stupid, we all know that
2. ALL HAIL TEGOSHI FOR HIS ALMIGHTY CUTE FACE. BECAUSE MAKING TEGO CRY IS LIKE ILLEGAL. And face it, no one can beat Tegoshi's pouts. It's, just. GAH. Tego is amazing. Period.
3. Haha, I'm just laughing at Koyama and his spontaneous change of topic to fantasizing about bandmates as girls. XD And no, Kei, I don't think they'll forgive you immediately, but eventually they will. XD Haha, Shige still owns.
4. Ryo Snark. It can stop anybody in their tracks. Even YokoHina. *hands him a medal* You win too.
5. Well, Pi and his moobs make YokoHina afraid. Haha, Pi should, like, be NEWS's bodyguard from Recomen. XD

But I really didn't get why Hina didn't put Yoko on a leash. (Don't think dirty, here, now! XD)

And most of all I love you for writing this. Even if it's in a rush of passion. <33333333333

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peroxidepest17 February 24 2008, 07:05:24 UTC
LOL I wanted to slap him too. I think the worst part was him making sure that she was listening; THAT was especially low. I kind of used to like him a little too. NOW I FEEL LIKE IT WAS A WASTE OF TIME LEARNING HIS NAME. Give me those ten minutes of my life back, plz. Maybe I'll make drummer-guy my favorite non-NewS K8 member. He seems relaxed. XD

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ayumwu February 24 2008, 18:03:54 UTC
*flails* OHKURA! HAHA, MY #1. XDDDDD

Yeah, I know...Massu must've been mortified. Lol, I hate Yoko for this and I hate Hina even more for not stopping him, but Yoko's still my #2. I probably won't even consider him as boyfriend material (actually, I never did XD)

But yeah, that was really low. Wonder if anybody will go and complain to JE that Yoko needs to be warned because of this...I mean, Koda Kumi had the same thing come to her NO, I DID NOT MEAN TO JINX. *prays*

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