JE/NewS/KAT-TUN- "Five Ways NewS Tries to Fix KAT-TUN with the Power of Member-Ai"

[peroxide_fic]

Title: Five Ways NewS Tries to Fix KAT-TUN with the Power of Member-Ai
Universe: JE/NewS/KAT-TUN
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: NewS, KAT-TUN
Warnings/Spoilers: Crack, OOC, stupidity. RPF.
Word Count: 4,393
Summary: KAT-TUN is no longer musically in synch. NewS tries to fix it with the power of member-ai.
Dedication: Ann. LOL

Comments

[cheloya]

GO! WRITE BLEACH AND ONE PIECE! :D

That said, reading about these guys always cracks me up. XD; I'm not exactly what you might call in the fandom, but my god. Hilarity. I think I just love, "Such was the power of their member-ai."

Also, I love your Ryo. I have no idea who he is. Was he the one who was too long for his tricycle, because that was hilarious. But your Ryo is pretty much the best thing ever. XD

[peroxidepest17]

Haha no, that was Taiyo from Ya-Ya-Yah. XD Ryo is the one who says whatever he thinks and doesn't care what people say. LOL He is loveable like that. XD

[zethel]

I love you <3 so much I can't begin to describe it <3

[peroxidepest17]

Yay, glad you liked!

[black_widow1417]

Jun is CRYING now! because these things always get out you know. and now there are BIG FAT TEARS!!

(omgwtfbbqLOL that was HILARIOUS. burns on Arashi will never get old.)

[peroxidepest17]

I DON'T LIKE JUN SO IT IS FINE WITH ME. XD

[black_widow1417]

JOO ARE HEARTLESS!

*GLOMP* SO MUCH LOVE

[peroxidepest17]

That's how I roll. XD

[annnimeee]

OMG YOU SO WIN.

The rest of NewS was sort of glad that Tegoshi had joined late. And that he used to be an awkward looking kid.

LOL. Watch out! It's bad touch Johnny!!!! He's like the boogeyman! Yay for Tegoshi's innocence.

Shige's plan would've worked if TegoMass aren't SUCH GREAT SINGERS. HAHAHAHA! I WANT TO SEE THEM DO REAL FACE.

But indeed, the best line is what Ryo said to motivate them. YOU ARE SUCH AN ARASHI BASHER BUT I AGREE WITH YOU AND IT SO MAKES SENSE.

SERIOUSLY? GOOD FIC. I am already planning to re-read it. Hope this helps you beat the post-grad writing funk, because honestly, you are one of the best writers I know in RL, and I'd love to read more by you.

[peroxidepest17]

TEGO IS TOO CHEERFUL TO HAVE BEEN RAPED BY AN OLD MAN. Of course this does not discount the fact that some of his other senpai might have had their way with him. XD

The image of TegoMassu doing Real Face made me SPIT ON MY SCREEN. They would have made the hip swiveling look CUTE. XD

And ARASHI CAN'T SING. I SAY THIS COMPLETELY OBJECTIVELY. I HEARD THE HYD OPENING. I THOUGHT IT WAS A BUNCH OF THE ACTORS SINGING RANDOMLY TOGETHER. NOT AN ACTUAL BAND.

I hope this gets me out of my funk too. IT TOOK ME LONG ENOUGH TO FINISH.

[annnimeee]

OMG NOW I WANT A NEWS COVER OF REAL FACE WHERE Tego does Jin and Shige screams 321 and koyama tries to rap.

[annnimeee]

also, i don't know how i missed this one line on my first read, but loved it on my second read: Then everyone promptly ruined the dramatic atmosphere by marveling at how manly Ryo-tan was.

BWAHAHA. That's SO what half of them would write about in their blogs.

[kii_501]

I love this. <3 It's amazing~ ^^
I love Kame's logic. It sounds like something I would say, then people would walk away from me. XD

[peroxidepest17]

Haha Kame is kind of boring with that logic-that-makes sense, I think. LOL totally doesn't fit in with JE. XD