But, I bought you Three Buck Chuck!

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I got my dad a bottle of 3 buck chuck Merlot from Trader Joes, mostly for the novelty.  So, on his 3rd glass, he tells my brother and I, "You guys really need to watch yourselves with the drinking. Remember that alcoholism runs in my family."  Um, Dad, neither of us drinks to excess, and I haven't had anything in over a week.  I am keenly aware of your side's tumultuous past with alcohol, which is the real reason why I usually don't partake.

Well, that and the fact I run the risk of sending obnoxious texts.