Let's give it up for the SeaWorld People
So, last Tuesday me and Amber went and saw Kelly Clarkson and Clay AIken in concert....or as I call them "drunky and gay" ....but I kid, I kid. Kelly doesn't drink. For a review please click the cut tag:
So, then on Friday I was mad sick and I drove for 10 hours to go get Paul in San Fran. I thought I was going to die. I got stuck on the Bay Bridge for 3 hours because someone was trying to kill themselves. I hope they didn't, but next time if they could just pick a better time that would be great....thanks.
So, we get back down to the LF and go to sleep, I wake up the next day sick off my ass....so, Paul takes me to see "Dawn of the Dead" which of course I hated simply for the fact there was only 1 hot guy...oh and there was no point to the story. Paul however loved it. So then we decided to head on down to the Kelly Clay concert in Anaheim....here's that review:
"So I was dying of sickness and contimplating if I even wanted to go to the show....but c'mon I had 10th row tickets so I had to go! So me and Paul cruised down to the Pond and got their during the Beu Sisters. We of course started talking about how we totally think the orange shirted one wants to go solo and that her sisters are holding her back. We wish nothing but the best for the orange shirt girl!
So, me and Paul are sitting in the middle of ClayMates....two to each side of us. Needless to say, me and Paul felt a little akward....and a little unfresh. Paul however was having a field day with how the average age of all ClayMates was 52....but I digress. So then the lights went low and drunky mcgee walked out....and by "drunky mcgee" I mean "Kelly".
So she started "playing" guitar and busted out with Low and then moved into What's up Lonely....and I think you all know the rest of the set list really. I told Paul that Kelly is a little...how do you say...ditzy at her shows, and boy did she not let me down this time! Myself and Paul were on the floor laughing our asses off anytime Kelly talked....if it's possible I think I even fell more in love with her. However, here are some of the things me and Paul almost died laughing of (because seriously, who says this at their concerts?!)
- "Oh look, it says KE...oh wait, there's the two L's"
- "There's a lot of funny fans here tonight, let's give it up for the funny fans"
- "Families Rock"
Sadly, she did not surpass her "Let's give it up for the SeaWorld people" which I think will forever be the greatest thing I have ever heard...congrats Kelly.
Vocally Kelly was on fire and she seriously is one of the greatest singers I have ever heard. My bestfriend Paul....who isn't a Kelly fan like you crazy kids...told me after the show that "he was very impressed by her singing" and when she started signing autographs during AMLT he said "that's really cute".....keep in mind this is coming from a guy who loves bands like Blonde Redhead....so the fact Kelly won him over is amazing. He also said he "Felt a alittle akward because there were so many older people around us"....I told him, "hey, stop making fun of Clay's fan base, they'll hit us with their walkers you ass"....okay, I didn't really say that.
So after Kelly we debated on if we wanted to see Clay. Paul had no desire really to sit through Clay and well, I've already seen him....so we decided to leave. But before we left I thought we should do something nice. So we looked behind us at the last section on the very top in the nosebleeds and saw a clay sign. I thought to myself "wow, those are some dedicated fans to bring signs way up there", so me and Paul went all the way up to the very top section to the very last row and gave our 10th row tickets to two little ClayMates who at first didn't understand what we were doing...I was all "listen, you see the floor downthere...you see the catwalk? That's where you are now"...and this is when they started crying. I thought they were crying because they realized the error of their ways loving Clay and what not, but soon I realized they were crying because they were so happy and that made me and Paul really happy to make their nights. So, eventhough me and Paul may make fun of ClayMates, we also hook them up to see their boy!"
Went home, Paul smoked that phattest phatty J EVER, went to Krispy Kremes with Karen.
Paul went home yesterday and that made me sad....however me and Tracey are gonna go up and visit him soon, so it ain't too bad.
Tonight me and Karen are going to Staples to see Kelly and Clay.....Karen is hoping that Clay sings solitaire...I'm hoping he doesn't hump his backup singer anymore.
So, then on Friday I was mad sick and I drove for 10 hours to go get Paul in San Fran. I thought I was going to die. I got stuck on the Bay Bridge for 3 hours because someone was trying to kill themselves. I hope they didn't, but next time if they could just pick a better time that would be great....thanks.
So, we get back down to the LF and go to sleep, I wake up the next day sick off my ass....so, Paul takes me to see "Dawn of the Dead" which of course I hated simply for the fact there was only 1 hot guy...oh and there was no point to the story. Paul however loved it. So then we decided to head on down to the Kelly Clay concert in Anaheim....here's that review:
"So I was dying of sickness and contimplating if I even wanted to go to the show....but c'mon I had 10th row tickets so I had to go! So me and Paul cruised down to the Pond and got their during the Beu Sisters. We of course started talking about how we totally think the orange shirted one wants to go solo and that her sisters are holding her back. We wish nothing but the best for the orange shirt girl!
So, me and Paul are sitting in the middle of ClayMates....two to each side of us. Needless to say, me and Paul felt a little akward....and a little unfresh. Paul however was having a field day with how the average age of all ClayMates was 52....but I digress. So then the lights went low and drunky mcgee walked out....and by "drunky mcgee" I mean "Kelly".
So she started "playing" guitar and busted out with Low and then moved into What's up Lonely....and I think you all know the rest of the set list really. I told Paul that Kelly is a little...how do you say...ditzy at her shows, and boy did she not let me down this time! Myself and Paul were on the floor laughing our asses off anytime Kelly talked....if it's possible I think I even fell more in love with her. However, here are some of the things me and Paul almost died laughing of (because seriously, who says this at their concerts?!)
- "Oh look, it says KE...oh wait, there's the two L's"
- "There's a lot of funny fans here tonight, let's give it up for the funny fans"
- "Families Rock"
Sadly, she did not surpass her "Let's give it up for the SeaWorld people" which I think will forever be the greatest thing I have ever heard...congrats Kelly.
Vocally Kelly was on fire and she seriously is one of the greatest singers I have ever heard. My bestfriend Paul....who isn't a Kelly fan like you crazy kids...told me after the show that "he was very impressed by her singing" and when she started signing autographs during AMLT he said "that's really cute".....keep in mind this is coming from a guy who loves bands like Blonde Redhead....so the fact Kelly won him over is amazing. He also said he "Felt a alittle akward because there were so many older people around us"....I told him, "hey, stop making fun of Clay's fan base, they'll hit us with their walkers you ass"....okay, I didn't really say that.
So after Kelly we debated on if we wanted to see Clay. Paul had no desire really to sit through Clay and well, I've already seen him....so we decided to leave. But before we left I thought we should do something nice. So we looked behind us at the last section on the very top in the nosebleeds and saw a clay sign. I thought to myself "wow, those are some dedicated fans to bring signs way up there", so me and Paul went all the way up to the very top section to the very last row and gave our 10th row tickets to two little ClayMates who at first didn't understand what we were doing...I was all "listen, you see the floor downthere...you see the catwalk? That's where you are now"...and this is when they started crying. I thought they were crying because they realized the error of their ways loving Clay and what not, but soon I realized they were crying because they were so happy and that made me and Paul really happy to make their nights. So, eventhough me and Paul may make fun of ClayMates, we also hook them up to see their boy!"
Went home, Paul smoked that phattest phatty J EVER, went to Krispy Kremes with Karen.
Paul went home yesterday and that made me sad....however me and Tracey are gonna go up and visit him soon, so it ain't too bad.
Tonight me and Karen are going to Staples to see Kelly and Clay.....Karen is hoping that Clay sings solitaire...I'm hoping he doesn't hump his backup singer anymore.