This, my friends, is when you know you've finally made it:
Well, I had a crazy weekend...I'll give you the run down:
Went to Tico's, didn't want to.....got drunk...made out with IceLandic boy...learned Icelandic boy was there with another girl.....fell asleep on Tico's couch....didn't get home until 6 a.m. after driving around with Mo and Tracey...saw the sun come up....got a call from Icelandic boy...going on date with Icelandic boy...
I'm seeing Kelly TOMORROW!!! You shall all love me!
Paul, I'm having your child, I can't wait until next weekend. Phatty J's all around!
God Bless,
Amanda Clarkson-Timberlake-Harper PhD.