WHERE DOING THIS BRO
[The video clicks on to Sanae Kochiya and Sakuya Izayoi standing the bedroom of the shrine maiden's apartment. However, they're not in the usual maid'n'miko getups. No, today they are wearing special costumes. Complete with oversized plastic wands. Who knows where Sanae got them from. No, they don't vibrate.]
Alright... and now that we've put them on?
[...this idea was much more amusing to Sakuya when it didn't involve doing something on the network]
Well, if we're not going to lurk around dark alleyways at night waiting for villains to vanquish, then, ah...
We should practice posing! Every good magical girl has a standard pose or two!
Do they? [Sakuya. So dubious about this whole thing now.]
What kind of poses would you suggest?
Like, ah... like this! *And she does a little twirl, ending with a sideways "V" sign across her face.*
Ah... how about something a little cooler?
Huh? That was plenty cool! Or did you have something in mind?
Hmm... maybe something like this?
[She puts on her "cool" face and points her over-sized ridiculous plastic wand in the direction of the camera, holding it for a second before turning back to the other girl]
Like that.
Oh, that is pretty cool! I could try something like... *She brings her arm across her chest, and the other one up to the sky.* This!
And we need catchphrases! How about, *Leans in, whispers something.*
[Sakuya lends her ear for about one second before she turns and hisses her protests back. There's a lot of "I'm not going to say-" and a lot of "oh, it'll be great-" from each side and eventually Sanae's enthusiasm wins out.]
Oh, alright...
Okay! On the count of three: 1, 2, 3--!
In the name of the Scarlet Moon-!
In the name of the Wind-!
We will punish you!
[...they hold that pose for a few seconds before Sakuya's face turns red and she has to turn away.]
This is not what I bargained for when I agreed to cosplay...
[She quickly turns the device off]
Alright... and now that we've put them on?
[...this idea was much more amusing to Sakuya when it didn't involve doing something on the network]
Well, if we're not going to lurk around dark alleyways at night waiting for villains to vanquish, then, ah...
We should practice posing! Every good magical girl has a standard pose or two!
Do they? [Sakuya. So dubious about this whole thing now.]
What kind of poses would you suggest?
Like, ah... like this! *And she does a little twirl, ending with a sideways "V" sign across her face.*
Ah... how about something a little cooler?
Huh? That was plenty cool! Or did you have something in mind?
Hmm... maybe something like this?
[She puts on her "cool" face and points her over-sized ridiculous plastic wand in the direction of the camera, holding it for a second before turning back to the other girl]
Like that.
Oh, that is pretty cool! I could try something like... *She brings her arm across her chest, and the other one up to the sky.* This!
And we need catchphrases! How about, *Leans in, whispers something.*
[Sakuya lends her ear for about one second before she turns and hisses her protests back. There's a lot of "I'm not going to say-" and a lot of "oh, it'll be great-" from each side and eventually Sanae's enthusiasm wins out.]
Oh, alright...
Okay! On the count of three: 1, 2, 3--!
In the name of the Scarlet Moon-!
In the name of the Wind-!
We will punish you!
[...they hold that pose for a few seconds before Sakuya's face turns red and she has to turn away.]
This is not what I bargained for when I agreed to cosplay...
[She quickly turns the device off]