I'm getting older all the time, so it's harder and harder to remember a period when there wasn't an internet. How did people ever make it through life without asking everyone within earshot, "A/S/L?". So then I started thinking to myself, "Self, what are some things you can do to keep yourself entertained until the internet comes back?". See where I'm going with this post?
Make a Gundam's head out of Legos...constructive and creative!
Find four teenage, mutant turtles. Train them to become ninjas.
Dress up like a giant Goya and terrorize people.