A while ago I bout my fancy Japanese cell phone and thought I was hot shit. Then I stolled into the grocery store yesterday and saw THIS bad boy taunting me with its HD video camera goodness. Then I felt like lukewarm shit with flies buzzing around me. I still love my musically inclined, bright ass yellow touchscreen phone, but think of the possibilities if I had this one instead...I could finally make a proper sequel to Friday entitled, Saturday starring Ice T, Chris Rock, Sanaa Lathan, and that big black dude in White Girls that kinda looks like Deebo but totally isn't.