しかし鶏はどこにあるか。 (But Where's The Chicken?)
Ho ho ho Merry Christmas motherfuckers!
What do you mean it's not Christmas yet?
I'm surrounded by loved ones...and I've got hot cocoa in my hand. HOT COCOA! With melted candy canes that double as dangerous weapons!
We're all gathered around a tree opening gifts...I don't know about your Christmas' but a six pack of beer was definitely THE gift to get during the holidays...
And what Christmas would be complete without amphibious be-headings! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!