Video Games |
Bayonetta |
TGS 09: Japanese TrailerXBox 360 |
Playstation 3 |
Nintendo Wii From the guy who brought you that game where you stab and shoot things...at the same time...comes Bayonetta, another game where you also stab and shoot things repeatedly only this time as a leather clad Sarah Palin. And instead of wielding hunting guns, you pack heat in the form of bullet shooting stilettos. The democratic party is the only thing standing between you and your desire to build a gigantic pipeline in Alaska, so what do you do? Go apeshit on that ass shooting dudes in the face, or impaling them with magically summoned iron maidens, or flashing your ass briefly as your suit disappears and turns into a giant fist of pain. Ok, so maybe that's not totally what the game is about, but it is ridiculous and it is completely awesome. And you won't be getting your grubby paws on it until next year.