Anything Goes Meme!

Jul 23, 2010 22:15

What you've always wanted to ask for, but never dared to ( Read more... )

fanfiction, meme: anything goes, fanart

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anonymous July 23 2010, 20:27:09 UTC
THIS IS A SHIP OF HIS MAJESTY'S NAVY: A FLOATING BORDELLO. Massive shipwide orgy! Yes!

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HMS Bordello Part 1 anonymous July 28 2010, 03:19:12 UTC
Captain Aubrey fumed silently over his morning coffee in the great cabin. He had always prided himself on being able to handle any contingency that came up at sea; regardless of how often he was brought by the lee on land. But this situation was impossible - women, damned women! He always hated having women on board - always caused trouble - they simply did not belong! Jack could handle any naval situation, he felt, except a ship overrun with young women.
Jack longed for someone to talk to, to open his mind. His mind often worked out his problems while he talked them over; especially with Stephen, even when Stephen did nothing but listen. In this case, however, Stephen was no use whatsoever. Jack darted a glare at him; more truthfully the glare landed, unnoticed and untroubling, on the gaggle of girls surrounding him. Stephen's small spare form was almost completely obscured. They cooed and ooh'ed over his scarred hands and feet. And Stephen - Stephen who hated pity - intolerant of any expression of sympathy - Stephen just ( ... )

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HMS Bordello Part 2 anonymous July 28 2010, 03:24:22 UTC
Earlier he had tried flogging as way to bring the men's attention back to their duty; but that remedy rebounded on him in a most disgusting way. The bosun's mate, exhausted and happy from the recent labors of his watch below, had no strength and less will to swing the cat. The "victim" received no more than a slight reddening of the skin from the dozen strokes, but the girls - horrified by the first flogging they'd ever witnessed - cried piteously over him, offering with their own hands to rub a soothing balm into his skin. The rest of the defaulters jostled each other to be the next "punished", and soon men who weren't even on the defaulters' list joined in the fray. If the captain hadn't called a halt to further flogging, there would have been a riot. Instead he stopped all grog, all spirits of any kind for the whole ship. At that there was silence, and widening of the eyes, and grimly Jack smiled, thinking he'd made his point.
He was soon disabused. "Just as well grog's been stopped," he overheard Plaice tell Bonden. "Spirits' ( ... )

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Re: HMS Bordello Part 2 anonymous July 28 2010, 07:55:43 UTC
Well, didn't that just make my morning coffee that much sweeter. I am anxious for the men to get into close action though now ;)

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anonymous July 23 2010, 20:28:14 UTC
Jack and Stephen as unicorns a la Charlie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus

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crossover fill? anonymous September 16 2010, 20:46:55 UTC
Not quite what you asked for, but this is what I got.

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anonymous July 23 2010, 20:29:32 UTC
Stephen is so good with animals. I want some sort of Pied Piper scenario where they just follow him around everywhere. Bonus points if it's told/illustrated/whatevered as a fairy tale.

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anonymous July 23 2010, 20:42:35 UTC
I am so tempted by this one that it's ridiculous.

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HMS Ark Part 1 anonymous August 5 2010, 05:22:02 UTC
Once upon a time, there was a cheerful young sea-officer named Jack. He went to a concert, where a sour rude man jabbed him with his elbow. Jack left the concert very sad. But at home, he found out he had been made captain! Jack was happy again ( ... )

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Re: HMS Ark Part 1 - Swiss, is that you? anonymous August 5 2010, 07:51:21 UTC
Oh, this is brilliant. It's cracking me up so bad already, I can't wait to see where you take it.

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anonymous July 23 2010, 20:32:27 UTC
Jack/Surprise. In an NC-17 kind of splintery way. You read that right.

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anonymous July 23 2010, 20:44:34 UTC
As in... that little gasp Jack makes when Stephen takes the splinter out of his neck in the Movie is not, in fact, a gasp of pain at all?

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anonymous July 23 2010, 20:57:37 UTC
And it hadn't gotten there from the Acheron's broadside either.

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Jack/Surprise anonymous July 23 2010, 21:21:23 UTC
Remember the scene where Stephen says Surprise is "aged"? Jack caresses some timbers, looks at her lovingly and gushes "She's in her prime." That's the slashiest bit I saw in the movie!

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anonymous July 23 2010, 20:38:33 UTC
Either Jack or Stephen goes to the Evil, Goatee-wearing Mirror!Surprise! Bonus points for showing the actions of their Evil doppelgänger on the normal ship!

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anonymous July 23 2010, 20:40:48 UTC
Hah, is mirror Stephen actually shaven and clean?

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anonymous July 23 2010, 20:44:07 UTC
Clean, tidy, never on drugs... and an awful shot.

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anonymous July 23 2010, 20:47:46 UTC
Are you sure ISS and USS Stephen haven't already swapped at some point? XD

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