HMS Bordello Part 1
anonymous
July 28 2010, 03:19:12 UTC
Captain Aubrey fumed silently over his morning coffee in the great cabin. He had always prided himself on being able to handle any contingency that came up at sea; regardless of how often he was brought by the lee on land. But this situation was impossible - women, damned women! He always hated having women on board - always caused trouble - they simply did not belong! Jack could handle any naval situation, he felt, except a ship overrun with young women. Jack longed for someone to talk to, to open his mind. His mind often worked out his problems while he talked them over; especially with Stephen, even when Stephen did nothing but listen. In this case, however, Stephen was no use whatsoever. Jack darted a glare at him; more truthfully the glare landed, unnoticed and untroubling, on the gaggle of girls surrounding him. Stephen's small spare form was almost completely obscured. They cooed and ooh'ed over his scarred hands and feet. And Stephen - Stephen who hated pity - intolerant of any expression of sympathy - Stephen just
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HMS Bordello Part 2
anonymous
July 28 2010, 03:24:22 UTC
Earlier he had tried flogging as way to bring the men's attention back to their duty; but that remedy rebounded on him in a most disgusting way. The bosun's mate, exhausted and happy from the recent labors of his watch below, had no strength and less will to swing the cat. The "victim" received no more than a slight reddening of the skin from the dozen strokes, but the girls - horrified by the first flogging they'd ever witnessed - cried piteously over him, offering with their own hands to rub a soothing balm into his skin. The rest of the defaulters jostled each other to be the next "punished", and soon men who weren't even on the defaulters' list joined in the fray. If the captain hadn't called a halt to further flogging, there would have been a riot. Instead he stopped all grog, all spirits of any kind for the whole ship. At that there was silence, and widening of the eyes, and grimly Jack smiled, thinking he'd made his point. He was soon disabused. "Just as well grog's been stopped," he overheard Plaice tell Bonden. "Spirits'
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Stephen is so good with animals. I want some sort of Pied Piper scenario where they just follow him around everywhere. Bonus points if it's told/illustrated/whatevered as a fairy tale.
HMS Ark Part 1
anonymous
August 5 2010, 05:22:02 UTC
Once upon a time, there was a cheerful young sea-officer named Jack. He went to a concert, where a sour rude man jabbed him with his elbow. Jack left the concert very sad. But at home, he found out he had been made captain! Jack was happy again
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Jack/Surprise
anonymous
July 23 2010, 21:21:23 UTC
Remember the scene where Stephen says Surprise is "aged"? Jack caresses some timbers, looks at her lovingly and gushes "She's in her prime." That's the slashiest bit I saw in the movie!
Either Jack or Stephen goes to the Evil, Goatee-wearing Mirror!Surprise! Bonus points for showing the actions of their Evil doppelgänger on the normal ship!
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Jack longed for someone to talk to, to open his mind. His mind often worked out his problems while he talked them over; especially with Stephen, even when Stephen did nothing but listen. In this case, however, Stephen was no use whatsoever. Jack darted a glare at him; more truthfully the glare landed, unnoticed and untroubling, on the gaggle of girls surrounding him. Stephen's small spare form was almost completely obscured. They cooed and ooh'ed over his scarred hands and feet. And Stephen - Stephen who hated pity - intolerant of any expression of sympathy - Stephen just ( ... )
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