haha, those bastards, they called me a bitch and a whore.
Being a slut. . . er. . . playing the field will be your M. O. this week. But be careful: Anyone you "lead on" this week will come a'calling next week with bells on. Literally. They'll have little jingle bells sewn onto their sleeves. You'll be able to hear them coming from a mile away so you can attempt a quick getaway. But although you can run, you can't hide. So just be up front about your intentions this week to avoid being hunted down like the dog you are next week.
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Being a slut. . . er. . . playing the field will be your M. O. this week. But be careful: Anyone you "lead on" this week will come a'calling next week with bells on. Literally. They'll have little jingle bells sewn onto their sleeves. You'll be able to hear them coming from a mile away so you can attempt a quick getaway. But although you can run, you can't hide. So just be up front about your intentions this week to avoid being hunted down like the dog you are next week.
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