Viking Death Squad - TS3 Style 2.02
Last time Torfa married her big lovable bear Zan gheez and started generation 3. Hyrja married Garth sixamsims and moved into her own place and Barri and his spouse Pixie frabbit had twin girls.
This time...I use Twallan's story progression and my sims attempt to drive me mad.
Starring:
2nd Gen Torch Holder: Torfa (Child of Cambia simmytizzy and Devon engram_au)
2nd Gen Spouse: Zan gheez
So I discovered the problem with Torfa and Zan. If I don't keep them constantly playing with Frosti...
Or teaching him inappropriate words...
Or skilling. All they want to do is woohoo. Or hold each other. Or kiss. Or have more babies.
Despite the fact that they have a todder and twin infants and Torfa is pregnant again.
And even just the one toddler is a handful and a crybaby.
But Torfa is happy and so is Zan and they're really hoping for a girl this time so I can forgive them. Just try not to keep track of the kids. I'll be referring to them by behaviors or hair colors from now on.
Enjoy this Frosti, because the days of you getting to monopolize your parents are disappearing.
Zan trying to keep up with the garden.
And taking time out to play with his son and his son's toys.
He's also taken up painting for when the stress gets too bad.
They also employ Larry, who-hates-noise-and-should-consider-another-profession as their babysitter on a regular basis.
While I was off snagging other people's children Torfa popped and celebrated by rocking out with her new flamenco composition. Because that's what you do, rock out to flamenco...
Or feed fish. I guess that's just as cool.
Baby time. Again.
While I will concede that riding a unicorn would be cooler I think the family sedan might be handier for a family car trip Zan.
Look the two of them, together. Going to the hospital!
I give you Eldr a friendly grumpus or a grumpy friendus?
And Narr who has the distinction of being the only green skinned TaClawse-Hardbottle. He's also good and insane because you can't have just one insane sim.
Of course they rolled wants to snuggle the others twins.
But I managed to talk them into giving some snuggles to the bundles of joy they have. All five bundles of joy. All five boy bundles of joy. WHY DO MY GENERATIONS INSIST ON HAVING SO MANY KIDS?!
I'm with Larry on this one. I think I need an aspirin and a good lay down.
Oh yeah and while that was happening the older twins became toddlers. Jari, otherwise known as Blondie.
And Patti, affectionately nicknamed Happy.
Torfa got Blondie duty for toddler training.
And Zan took care of Happy. Thankfully Frosty was fully trained at this point.
So many toddlers and more are coming. It's like a bad nightmare only I'm playing it. X_x
Yeah I spent more time chasing sims around then taking pictures so I'm sorry for how bad they are. Though at this point I remembered to put in story progression! Yay!
linear_flower you were dead right. Story progression is awesome. Now I'm getting pop ups like I used to before I patched. :D
Frosti Frost here wants to celebrate my townies having real autonomy by being adorable in the toybox.
And Happy lives up to his nickname by playing with daddy.
While I was busy with twins what do I hear?! WHAT DO I HEAR?! BABY CHIMES! ARGGHHH!
I FEEL YOUR PAIN LARRY! I KNOW YOUR PAIN!
And Zan communes with his Octopusian Overlords in the backyard...
Yes Torfa, I know your kid smells and your yard is a mess, but don't think about it while you're trying to train him.
At this point I knocked down a wall and just had one giant kids room.
I boggle at the idea that Frosti Frost here is lonely with four other playmates, two of which are in his age range. THERE ARE NO SANITY AND SOCIAL SAVING HUGGLES IN TS3! THIS IS A CRIME!
Yet somehow all the fish are still alive and even the gnomes have stopped moving for fear of being over run by the wave of babies.
They do still interact with the littlest of their babies.
The ex-littlest of their babies. I don't know what the medicine thought bubble is supposed to represent, but I will poison you if you ever try for more after this one Torfa.
Zan is thinking deep thoughts about the newest baby. He really wants a girl this time.
Mini-Challenge 5:2 Windfall! Your sims have won the lottery! Motherlode once. Congratulations on your good fortune :D
I forgot about the mini-challenge and then when I was rolling I was threatening my dice with dire consequences if I got Angelina'd. My dice know the fear of cats. With this money I sank it into buying out the grocery and diner. I give you Hardbottle Groceries and The Hardbottle Diner and Cafe!
Littlest currently active babies reached swarm stage. This is Narr or Sneaky.
And Eldr otherwise known as Grumpus.
Sneaky is very good about putting on the charm and getting daddy attention.
And Grumpus is a little bastard. No seriously, he refuses to learn how to potty. I had Torfa try and get him to go and he screamed and wouldn't let her pick him up until I removed it from her queue. X_x
Zan is amusingly-to-watch pissed because his tomato plants died. Sorry boo, you want to have FIVE TODDLERS AT ONE TIME you're going to lose out on the time to tend the garden. Even with Larry the reluctant babysitter to help.
This is Torfa stealing away a half hour to go play guitar behind the house.
And then she wanted to serenade Zan so I let her.
All those kids and they're still in love and want to interact with each other and the incubating one.
Before returning to the madhouse.
Zan failed to get Grumpus to go potty too.
A quick shared box of juice...
And distracting most of the kidlets with books...because they can't walk or talk, but they can read...
Sneaky would rather play than skill though.
Torfa is starting to look a little wild eyed there.
And Frosti Frost has been trying to get someone to put him to bed for the last few hours.
But instead he quietly transitions while his father attempts to extract the whereabouts of the lost rubies from Grumpus.
He's so tired he doesn't even have the energy to get out of that horrible hair. He also picked up the daredevil trait. Good luck kid. You're going to need to be spectacular to get anyone to remember you in this pile of boys.
Attempting to train Grumpus take three...
Grumpus is clearly anti pooping in a bucket.
And while Zan is trying to rein in the boys Torfa goes into labor. ::headdesk::
This time she goes to the hospital alone. I can't leave the kids with only a babysitter there are too many of them.
I give you the only girl heir of generation three! Glumra! Who is a loner and easily impressed and She-ra's lost emo goth foe.
Are you happy now? You finally got the girl you wanted.
And Torfa is.
Story Progression Pop Ups
As soon as story progression was on Nott and VJ got married! Yay!!!
But VJ died the next day. :(
Helga's boyfriend Michael Bachelor also passed away.
Helga's baby daddy Gage (Gunnar's father) is now going steady with Edith simmytizzy.
Hyrja had a second little boy named Antwon who is available for download!
Next time...I'm still playing it, but with all the kids it's hard since I got a tough mini-challenge. Hopefully I'll do better with pictures and less scatterbrained commentary. See you then. :D