Viking Death Squad - TS2 Adventures! Kjalarr Legacy Gen 02.4
Previously Embla hooched it up and managed to be impregnated with four different baby!parents.
This time two new mini-challenges!
Cast:
G02 TH: Embla Child of Rygr simpurity and Robert hjsnapepm
Founder: Rygr simpurity
1st Gen Spouse: Junius boolpropbea
Brother: Ask Child of Rygr simpurity and Tatum madame_ugly
SiL: Shannin quellasims
Embla's Heir Candidate Children:
Rekkr from bondchick_nett's Gregorian
Molda from telectroscope's Flynn Minion
Hetta from amaryssobellus's Tamarind
Leikn from simtopi's Clancy (spoiler!)
Ask attempts to get himself killed when he found out this is the last update for generation 2. Thanks for starting us off by SCARING ME HALF TO DEATH!
Yes, I think you would be distressed by the situation too.
The drama of Ask's near death and a suddenly red house is causing a wave of birthday's to descend on the house!
4:3 Paint the town RED! Change the colour of every single item (including build items/roof etc) in your house to red where possible. Give all your sims blindingly red makeovers. Everything must stay as such for the duration of the week.
First Embla has a final girl named Leikn (daddy Clancy simtopi).
Then Gestr, one of Ask's twins, grows into a teen!
To be followed immediately by Molda (daddy Flynn Minion telectroscope) aging into a child.
And then the other Ask twin Karl...
Uh, Karl?
'Mom! Karl won't transition and finish the birthday apocalypse!'
Embla has to put down our plucky female redhead with alien eyes and investigate this!
Clearly Karl needed a crowd to watch him transition.
Molda must make a public service announcement.
'Attention all non-heirs! You're off to college indefinitely as Grandpa Junius contracted plague flu again!'
Seriously as my game was crying through a birth and three birthday's I get a pop up saying Junius has flu?! AGAIN? Apparently having teenagers causes plague in my household.
Gestr teen.
And Karl off to uni partying. :D
Then I see a 'Shannin is trying for a baby' pop up and found these two...yeah I canceled that out right quick. I WILL DESTROY YOU IF YOU EVER TRY THAT AGAIN WHILE YOU'RE FERTILE!
And Embla doesn't have a clear favorite for heir...not at all. It's not your choice so smooch her up all your want. She's got a 1 in 4 of winning.
Meanwhile walking plague grandpa Junius helps out the final birthday girl Hetta (mommy Tamarind amaryssobellus) transition with a little song and dance.
Thanks for caring you two...right, they're pretty pissed at me.
Hetta in the same bob as Molda...
Better. I love her wide spaced eyes. Why yes, all my sims are divided and have favorites.
Keep on with the keeping on top of that flu spread Embla.
Enjoy a ridiculously rare picture of Rygr not eating grilled cheese.
Uh Embla?
'Oh yeah, that's some good burn right there...'
GET IN THE CAR!
Since Junius will never work conventionally again he writes restaurant guides all the time.
And Ask gets out all his baby wants by taking exclusive care of Leikn. You guys didn't pay attention to Hetta like this. X_x
Meanwhile Shannin is working towards her gold badge and the snapdragons of awesome!
Embla is remarkably stoic for a birthday. Little Leikn wants her to hurry up so she can start competing for the reader's affections.
We have another cutie. :D
And Hetta's birthday is obscured.
Heya Rygr.
Did someone order a ninja grandma for their birthday?
And Rekkr (daddy Gregorian bondchick_nett) grows into an unfortunate sweater that does nothing for his baby pudge. 0.o
Ask's youngest Dolgr also grows up and goes off to college to hang out with his brothers. Now the house is full of nothing but heir candidates!
But first, they've been married close to thirty sim days at this point and they're still adorable and madly in love. <3
Okay Rygr you go show this young whippersnapper how to exercise!
Drawback of the crack flowers, I mean snapdragon's. This is all they're going to do for the rest of the update. Power skill.
Oh hey Rekkr, back already?
'Grandma...trying...to...kill...me...'
Oh come on, it's not all bad right?
'Going...to...die...give...me...heir...now?'
Not that easy boo.
Big faker. See one five hour run with Rygr and you're all fit now. :D
And I've never been so happy that ghost's can't haunt toddlers. They started coming out in mass and all having Leikn hate bubbles. X_x What did she do to you guys?
Embla is the prettiest, most pissed off Ballerina Vampire ever. Also 2nd LTW. Woo!
Now they're all starting to get interesting. :D
With the happy happy dance flowers and the awesome bookcase Junius has nothing left to do but juggle. And bring the family into the triple digits with all his successful restaurant guides.
And be adorable autonomously with Rygr. If I leave them alone all they do is find each other and act adorable. :D
I also decided I should get that sweet sweet creepy zone glow. Repeatedly. Honestly snapdragons + bookcase = super easy/boring play for the two weeks to university. I apologize for boring you all into a happy stupor.
Boring, happy, weird anti-legacy stupor.
Rekkr getting his last skill point.
Now to university with you! But first...
LAST NIGHT OF FREEDOM!
Oh yeah, you're Embla's son alright.
Speaking of Embla, she was relaxing in the family sauna that she inexplicably wanted.
The family was starting to get the dancing fever!
Er, most of the family. Shannin was trying to commune with nature and instead got a face full of bees. Why?
1:3 Best in Show: Spend ALL of your households funds on landscaping/gardening with the aim to have the greatest garden in Sim history. If you have Seasons, apply for Garden Club Membership.
Molda has a birthday! She totally has grandpa Robert's hjsnapepm nose!
Also fully skilled up, it's time to party!
And by party, I mean go to a community lot and sit in a hot tub for five hours refusing to socialize with anyone else.
Embla?
'Can't talk, in my happy place.'
Right, I'm getting rid of the flowers next generation. If Embla is in her happy place the entire legacy house has just entered the creepy zone.
Did I forget to mention I rolled that challenge during the middle of winter? This will not stop Ask however!
And Rygr. I have tomato plants in the front and a forest of orchard trees in the back because
Embla was on her third LTW and routinely bringing in 5 to 10k a pay day. There wasn't even room for the tombstones I had to move them in. <.<
When she's not gardening Rygr is letting me know that grilled cheese is still her favorite.
After I moved the tombstones inside I got no ghost activity again, so Ask is playing with his train set in the basement.
Hey mostly forgotten Hetta who gets her come back in college...
Remember pixels don't let other pixels get high off flowers!
Dawww she's my favorite, but I have as much vote as my sims so it doesn't matter. Go Hetta!
Also clearly her mother's daughter.
::sniff sniff::
*wails*
I had to get rid of the ghosts, they were causing pretty bad glitches after I moved them inside. :(
And then took their tombstones, but not their urn? I don't think this bodes well for this lot.
Embla, saddened at the passing of her tiny ghost army. It's for the best boo. They would have killed someone eventually. Also I fail at artful screenshots. I don't even know what the hell that is, with half of Embla cut off. ::headdesk::
GET BACK IN YOUR COFFIN! YOU'RE NOT HOUDINI!
'What are you talking about? I was always in my coffin.'
Yeah, the ghosts were attempting to kill Embla with glitches, hence the removal. The eleventybillion orchard trees in the backyard weren't helping either.
Ask couldn't keep up with it all.
Even with Rygr's near constant help.
So.many.trees. He was spraying from inside the house half the time because trees everywhere.
Also I had Shannin paint Rygr's heir portrait because I forgot to. <.<
Let's hear it for dye jobs doing a great job of masking the fact that she's approaching 80 sim days. <.<
And these two are finally close enough to transition to be allowed to have all the freaky sex the want.
They take advantage of this all the time.
Leikn maxed her skills the third day through childhood and read every other book in the case so all she does is dance 24/7. This might be my first sim to ever get the dancing scholarship. :D
Please pay no attention to the fact that Rygr has decided to forgo ever wearing her normal outfit again and pay attention to the vampire.
And we have 2nd gen's portrait!
And the new family tradition of wearing your jammies for your heir portrait.
While that was happening I missed this.
And then he keeps spraying.
You still love him, right Shannin?
'He needs to lose those horrible fake sideburns.'
I think they lend just the right level of Ask scene stealing ridiculous to the equation.
And with this...
I continue to manage to only get shots where my kids have their eyes closed!
Leikn doesn't let this bother her though. :D
With all the kids gone it was time for the adults to be wild and crazy! That's some wild napping Ask is doing! THIS IS PARTY HOUSE!
I had no idea sims could autonomously serenade, but it was adorable. :D
So Ask, being the worst plant sim in existence and refusing to stay in the sun lamp and my near overwhelming desire to have him spore sixty baby plants I had him call up the gypsy fortune teller for a cure. The gardening people weren't an option, which weirds me out. <.<
Ask isn't so sure he should trust the gypsy fortune teller. He still remembers that one time when she got Embla a date with one of her elderly college professors during university.
I've never de-monstered one of my sims before. I love life states so this was all fascinating for me.
::sigh:: I so wanted plant babies, but I still love you Ask. NOW QUICKLY GET INSIDE! It's time for the big post climax!
You two! Stop being cutesy and come! We must prepare!
Don't worry Shannin the jolly green giant Ask still finds you irresistible.
Double birthday! You know what this means right?
NO NOT SMELL THE DAMN SNAPDRAGONS!
Anniversary party time! I had Shannin invite and only her youngest son Dolgr and Embla's Rekkr and Molda showed up. THIS WILL NOT STAND!
GO GET THEM ASK!
'Sons, other Embla spawn you have to come to our party or sim!god will kill you in your sleep/disinherit you from the heir poll!'
Aww look at how quickly they show up when their lives are threatened. Isn't it the cutest?
I have no idea what the hell Ask is doing and neither does Hetta.
Oh wait.
ASK FORMALLY INVITES YOU TO THE KJALARR FAMILY REUNION SMUSTLE PARTY!!!
SPAM ON!
/End spam
The cousins decided to converge in the dining room/former nursery for awkward dancing.
No seriously, as the party was winding down they all just stood around in there getting in each others way.
And with that Embla stole away all the lobster that'd been prepared for the party...I mean, she says goodbye to the guests and the final post of generation two.
Next time the first half of University. Since the snapdragons made their childhoods so damn boring I'm forcing myself to play every single gloriously tedious minute of university. I'm thrilled. Are you?
Additional notes: It wasn't until after the party that I thought of teleporting in Atla and Ymir so they could join in. I'm made of family reunion fail. :( I also got rid of all the trees as they were lagging out my lot something fierce. And the last shot is about 2am Monday in game so week over and I technically can!