Welcome to my version of the Viking Death Squad challenge from
pixel_trade this time with TS2 toons! Sims in this update include
simpurity (the sim!founder),
bondchick_nett,
engram_au,
boolpropbea,
madame_ugly &
hjsnapepm and
gheez's
Multi-PT hack.
Sex, strategic floor exercises, sims in duress and legacy shacks!
Meet Rygr Kjalarr our beautiful founder by
simpurity. Her full name is Rygr Simpurity Bekah Kjalarr, but we'll just call her Rygr for now. Again my trusty Cassell's Dictionary shall guide my naming scheme at least for the first generation.
Like most legacy founders who are too poor to own a bed yet, Rygr decides that the best thing to do is dig for treasure on her lot. Oooh I think she found a bone.
Then she has a power lunch of awesometastic Grilled Cheese.
Before welcoming
boolpropbea's Junius May to her humble abode.
engram_au Solaris wanders by too, but Rygr was a bit busy to entertain her.
By entertain I mean dig holes. And flirt with Junius.
Three bolts and he's willing to talk about the greatest meal of all time?! Win!
That's right Rygr, work your magic! Though you didn't afford a bed today...
Have a lawn chair and a nice goodbye kiss instead!
It didn't stick. She was too happy from General Three-Bolt to Grill her brain.
1st Challenge!
2.4 The Truth is Out There: one sim from your household is the victim of repeated alien abductions! Random roll (using
http://www.random.org/ or similar resource) between all of the 'abductable' sims in the house. Once the random number generator has chosen, force an abduction on that sim. Keep forcing abductions on that sim upon returning until the end of the week - once isn't proof! But multiple instances..? ;)
Have fun meeting the aliens!
Aliens partied her too hard. She fell asleep in her awesome bathroom (I want to have a pretty legacy shack with wallpaper too. *sulks*)
But hey she dug enough to get a bed today! Now she just needs to use it. Okay I lied. She didn't dig enough. I had to sell some of her walls to afford it. I FAIL AT PRETTY LEGACY SHACKS IT'S MY GREATEST SHAME!
Junius just couldn't keep away.
How can he? She has a shack!
bondchick_nett's Gregorian May.
Yeah you know you want to be in this legacy Gregorian!
Sure! Pretend you don't!
But Rygr is watching you buddy. She knows! She knows.
That partying with aliens may result in added complications in ones life.
Come on Rygr let's dig us some wall making money!
*sigh* At least the dog is having fun right?
DON'T STOP SOLARIS! You don't want in on this legacy!
This legacy which is made of win people!
Well you should have gone before you started stargazing!
Digging for great justice and walls!
Rygr has the bladder the size of a pea.
Don't look at me like that! Your toilet is behind a wall right next to you!
Still not grilled cheese...and I think she's forming an addiction at this point.
Bwhahahahahahahahaha
No really. Rygr has proved her excellence to warrant getting a lamp? Clearly the gypsy fortuneteller was not in the same legacy that I'm in. Well, Rygr's money problems are mostly solved! :D
I love that Junius autonomously comes over all the time. He just can't get enough of that legacy shack.
I know you want to hurry and get him officially in, but you don't have to smash your faces together like that.
We pause this epic seduction so that Rygr can indulge her orb addiction.
Oh yeah...that's right, work that cheese right into her brain.
WE HAVE GRILLED CHEESE ASPIRATION!
What's that? You're hungry?
GRILLED CHEESE FOR LIFE!
Junius really is perfect for her.
Now if only Rygr could stay awake long enough to get him to move in...
This is Rygr's I'm-too-tired-right-now-but-come-back-and-see-me-later-big-boy kiss.
And he did. Waddle towards the future Rygr! Date Spam!
/pause date
Now that you're best friends and all...
Would you like to meet the first legacy baby?!
Meet Ask Kjalarr, a sweet young lad from the blissful cosmic union of Rygr (
simpurity) and Tatum (
madame_ugly) via
gheez's multi-pt.
Nice way working both Rygr and Ask into your thoughts there Junius.
Oh yeah and before she forgets will you marry Rygr and help her care for her alien love babies because she's due to be abducted again tonight?
Hell yeah!
Don't worry Junius, both Ask and I appreciate the fact that you just autonomously started playing with him.
So with the families new found booty.
And Rygr quickly rubbing the lamp between alien rave parties.
Is impressed.
Rygr decided to spend one wish on being able to cheat death because she's going to need many years to eat all the Grilled Cheese in this town.
And then pondered...
Before remembering she's flat broke and her accumulated booty didn't fully furnish the new house. SHACK NO MORE!
Ask rocking his er, rocking thing.
Junius taking over digging duty because the family is still broke.
Don't worry. Rygr loves Ask. He's just far behind her love of grilled cheese.
Rygr starts talking about babies...you know, the ones she's going to keep having with aliens this week.
Don't act like you didn't do it Junius!
Meet the semi-incompetent butler Mitch who is a waste of simoleans!
He also will not indulge Rygr in her desire to converse about grilled cheese. I mean really, who talks about eggs in this day and age?
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING COMPETENT JUNIUS. Romance/Pleasure sims are the best parents.
Just gotta keep up that active social calender.
Don't worry, she's still eating the sandwich. Not even sleep will stop the consumption of cheesey bread!
Well I certainly didn't see this coming, she seemed to say.
THE BATHROOM IS RIGHT THERE!
Gee why ever would the woman who slept in her sandwich and then wet herself possibly be both hungry and stink worse than a garbage dump?
Junius is telling Malcolm Landgraab to step off his legacy. That's right bitch! This is Junius' turf! Keep walking!
Rygr is...I don't know failing somewhere. Or sleeping off her earlier fail.
Happy Toddlerhood Ask! Anyone for bets on how many skills he manages to learn?
Junius and Mitchell approve of Ask's transition.
10 nice points and the kid's first action is to beat the stuffing out of the bear...
Seriously Junius, he's two, but he's still not dumb enough to believe you're his daddy.
Rygr is still alive!
And painting portraits of her one true love.
Ummm only 180 or so more to eat!
Groggy baby is also unable to focus for the camera. Junius is in his LTW job of Culinary. Which is hilarious in a house run by a grilled cheese sim.
Baby time!
Meet Embla little girl from Rygr
simpurity's nightly jaunts with
hjsnapepm's Robert via
gheez's multi-pt. And with this the first week officially closes! No more abductions!
Rygr is very pleased.
Junius is too, but he still made it a point to take Embla away from her slightly dazed biological parent.
Next time 2nd Mini-challenge! Junius tries to get his own genes into the legacy and Rygr attempts to fail less!