Last time Robin and Conroy had their first child together. Conroy skilled a lot and forgot he's a pleasure sim. Robin made some vague attempts at friendship with various co-workers.
This time...
Conroy promoted to Drill Sarge. I really need to change his everyday outfit.
If he's not in his armor, he's in his pajamas. THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND.
Happy Birthday Pampinea!
They're so damn cute.
Confetti attack!
MY DAUGHTER IS A PRECIOUS SNOWFLAKE! She seemed to say.
That's right Conroy, just back away slowly.
So I'm pretty sure Conroy would rather take cleaning dishes over potty training. Also where's Miguel to do this? He's the butler!
Here's one picture of her on the phone. I had about two dozen of them because that's pretty much all she was doing, desperately trying to make friends for her promotion.
He's so animated. And has plenty of points for super moo.
Robin the most disinterested newly promoted to projectionist ever.
Walk Pam! THEN YOU EARN CLOTHES!
Why yes, yes she was completely trained before the first night was done. Listen her parents are vampires and have a very limited schedule for when they can teach her.
I think this was her calling the same sim for the third time in one day to be sure they were still buddies. BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS STOP BEING FRIENDS RIGHT BEFORE A SIM GETS THEIR PROMOTION.
Aww he doesn't want to leave his daughter by herself while he goes to sleep.
Don't worry Miguel will pamper her and try to freeze her to death with an open door!
He would carry her around everywhere and play with her constantly. CONSTANTLY.
I think I took this so I could decide whether or not I liked that wallpaper/coffin combo. My decorating skills are non-existent in game and in real life.
When in doubt that Conroy is the popular one...
Fauntleroy invasion. You're glam as always Holly.
They are very happy to be here. Can you tell?
Wait. What?! Why do you think the Fauntleroy's are here. TO MAKE FRIENDS FOR THE JOB YOU JUST LOST! -1pt for me. :(
YES IT IS VERY BAD.
Okay, okay I know you're sorry, you can come inside and hang out with the guests.
SHE CAN WALK ON HER OWN. SHE LEARNED HOW ABOUT FIFTEEN MINUTES INTO TODDLERHOOD!
Daddy singing the nursery rhyme with her.
Then to cheer his wife up he invited in the Tanaka's. He and the ever charming Yuki got along awesomely.
SERIOUSLY IS THAT BABY MADE OF SUGAR OR SOMETHING?! They all swarmed her to help her play with her toy.
I think they're trying to figure out what the toy is saying...and now I really want to know what the toy was actually saying. Those are some diverse answers.
I pulled Dagmar away because I figured hey Kaede's going to die soon why not have the young "wives" interact. I forgot Dagmar has almost no nice points in comparison to Robin's 7.
Meanwhile these two are having a great conversation.
I had Robin try the sea chanty to break the ice.
Wow. I've never seen the rejected belly rub. ALSO WTF DAGMAR?! You let random strangers rub your belly all the time, but not Robin? She has no luck.
No wait. Change. She zoned Science! +1pt. I've evened out this family!
Then I had her go work on her body skill just because I DO NOT TRUST THE TELESCOPE.
Robin?
We're all surprised but you don't have to go to that extreme!
Once you extract her mouth from her neck she looks pretty happy.
I think I took this so I could show my partner Pam's epic eye bags. AND BECAUSE NO ONE LETS THAT CHILD WALK. You'd think she was a celebrities kid or something.
Conroy maxing out Charisma because he can.
And then doing the chicken dance in celebration of his promotion to counter intelligence.
SHE GREW UP WELL!!!
Er, I think she was happy with her make over...
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
AT LEAST SHE CAN'T GET MORE PREGNANT RIGHT? RIGHT?!
STAY AWAY FROM THAT! THAT'S WHERE BABIES COME FROM! Also using the stool wrong there boo.
I'M SELLING THE DAMN TELESCOPE RIGHT NOW!
DON'T WORRY, IT'S STILL YOUR HUSBANDS!
So Pam grew bored and decided to hunt bugs as her OTH is nature.
And Robin decided she needed to electrocute fix the computer with a screwdriver.
And have a good post-abduction cry.
WE HAVE A NATURAL!
I have no idea why I took this, but I'm pretty sure Conroy doesn't even bother using the visor to see his life is so routine now.
Robin waking up from post-abduction nightmares in the middle of the day.
This was the third or fourth time. She did it enough times to nearly die. WAS IT REALLY THAT BAD THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO COMMIT SUICIDE?!
Conroy is the most limber old immortal vampire ever.
Pam has a very active online social life..unfortunately she makes friends like her mom, not her daddy so it's not very productive.
Sigh. I get you the LTW slacker job back and you get demoted to record store clerk on your first day back. IT'S THE SLACKER TRACK! HOW DO YOU FAIL THIS HARD AT BEING A SLACKER?!
I think she's going to explain.
Or catch her husband's attention.
Yes. Yes it is time.
Little boy Dioneo (I decided to keep the Decameron naming scheme for this branch of the family). Again with the brown hair despite having blond parents.
Awwww she's not going to make the face. :(
Little girl Neifile. Again natural twins. I think the game is out to get me. Or the Graves are determined to over run the town.
Right. You just keep on being sociable there Pammy.
You get these promotions so that your wife feels bad don't you Conroy? Flight Officer now. Too bad it's not his LTW. Which I need to get back to.
Pampinea spam!
/End Spam Do you think she wears those jammies just to get to Robin?
And we end this with said Robin happily teaching Pam how to study. I've never seen a sim look happy to help with homework.
So yeah. Hopefully next time there's a little less Robin fail and the twins should get to toddler hood. My joy at yet another household full of toddlers lemme show it to you. Hang on, it ran out back. I'm going to go chase it.