Westhaven - Round 3 (M-Su) Graves 2 part two
Part two of Mercer Graves Round 3. Vampires, Witches, Bigfoot! SPOILERS!
Ah who doesn't like making snow angels under the stately gaze of an evil snowman?
Snowman competition!
Yes, that's Berjes finishing Mercer's snowman for him. Mercer gets bored easily.
Awww Penguin has a crush on evil snowman...
CREEPY PENGUIN!
Joint effort.
Berjes' nice side beats Mercer's grumpy one.
Meanwhile...
Back to the guys.
I call this, "It was an honor and a pleasure knowing you."
Good boy Powers.
So Death wants to make sure Mercer knows it's his time...
Work it hula zombies.
He points, just in case Mercer is confused.
Mercer is obviously confused.
He's countering with a "can't this be retconned?"
NO RETCONS! DEATH IS PERMANENT barring being returned to life by one of the numerous items in game.
Consolation prize, there are hula zombies in paradise.
MERCER YOU'RE EASY TO THE BITTER END AREN'T YOU?
And with that Mercer was all for dying.
He looks so damn happy.
You permaplat bastard.
Even while leaving for paradise the ladies still swoon. Mercer Graves, a true ladies man. Dead at 65 days. Leaves behind trust funds to over thirty people including his lovers, daughters, grandchild, brother and even his sister-in-law Pandora.
I miss him too Jill. Even if he was an insufferable bastard.
He died right before her transition and Jill was back in her coffin resting until proper nightfall.
Berjes wants to show off Amy to her mother.
She's definitely got the Graves mouth.
Aw Jill. She was seriously devastated at his death.
While Kat couldn't care less. Promotion to hostess.
Berjes decides to get a head start on Amy's teaching.
FORGET ANYTHING NICE I SAID ABOUT YOU MERCER! IF YOU WEREN'T ALREADY DEAD YOU'D BE DEAD TO ME RIGHT NOW! DEAD YOU HEAR ME?! DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
Look Kat does interact with her daughter! I swear!
Kat hates losing.
Powers grew up!
And the very first thing that happens? Amy pulls him down for several huggles in a row. Autonomously.
Berjes will talk about ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE if it means you'll be his friend.
Whose a happy puppy? Whose an adorable happy puppy!
Kat will feed herself.
Even above paying attention to her daughter's birthday.
Hey that pasta sauce might burn if she takes her eyes off it for two seconds!
Sharp nose and the Graves mouth. 0.o
Jill just caught on to the fact that Kat cheats.
LOOK AT THE MAW ON THAT CHILD!
THAT IS THE MOST EPIC POUT I'VE EVER SEEN ON A TODDLER! Work hard Marilyn and you might surpass Raven some day!
Yes, yes Berjes is ignoring the toddlers in favor of his dog. He claimed Powers when Mercer died and he's going to pay attention to him the way Powers deserves. The girls have mothers!
LOOK PRODUCTIVE MOTHERING!
*headdesk repeatedly*
*falls over from concussion*
That's great being promoted to vice squad but it'll be hard to do your job IF YOU ARE A PILE OF ASH! NOW GET BACK INSIDE!
Witch waitress.
PERMAPLAT FOR BERJES! I wish this counted, but I still love you! Celebrity Chef!
Yeah see, Marilyn is just as smart as Amy and she glows just like her mom...
Oh super moo, where would I be without you? Oh yeah, surrounded by toddlers who couldn't walk, talk and poo by themselves.
RUN GIRLS WE HAVE BIRTH INCOMING!
Uh Berjes? Yeah, he's in his happy place, outside, far away from screaming females.
AWWWWW
THIS IS MY BABY. I AM VERY HAPPY TO HAVE HAD THIS BABY. She seemed to say.
And then the second one. Yes twins. They have different eye/hair colors, but I can't tell you which is which at the moment. Named Margaret and Tabitha and yes, natural, no cheesecake or trip/quad hack. *headdesk*
Ah nothing like having a quiet dinner...
Nice. Quiet. Dinner.
DOES JILL HAVE TO BLEH A WITCH?!
Meet Jonathan McCullough. Only boy and single birth. Thanks Mercer for posthumously having three additional children. That's exactly what I needed more Gen 2 babies BEFORE THE COLLEGE STUDENTS HAVE EVEN BEEN PAIRED OFF!
Silly things like giving birth do not stop a waitress for going out to get tips!
Best trained, most loved dog, ever.
-1 point for me. Seriously it's some tap water with lemon! YOU SHOULD HAVE HEXED HIM KAT!
No those tears are not for Mercer, they're for all those missed tips. Kat, you've got some messed up priorities woman.
And I'll end the round with Jill not caring about Kat's pain. Rock it girl.
Next time. I haven't played but I have predictions. MASSIVE WAVE OF TODDLERS DESCENDS ON THE HOUSE!