There are so many things wrong with this, I'm not even going to try to list them.
This is Sveta Roy, a character from a friend's story.
I'm not going to say this is the first time I've used watercolors - because who hasn't, even if it was only derping around with them in kindergarten - but it's certainly the first time I've used them that I had any idea at all what I was doing. They're not easy, but damn are they fun.
That's all I'll say for now. I feel so braindead today.